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My wife and I have been married for 19 years, but I fell for a woman I met at karaoke; any advice?
The guys and I from the tattoo shop went out for karaoke this past weekend, and I was needing to relax. The last thing I had in mind was giving my heart away, but hey, the heart wants what it wants.
We have our regular hangout and enjoy getting pissfaced drunk and singing awful karaoke. It's all in good fun, and we really like just getting silly. Sometimes our old ladies come, but this weekend my wife wasn't feeling well. She's in her fourth month of pregnancy and was awful tired after working and taking care of the house and kids. I understood when she said she could sure use a break, so decided to go to karaoke and get out of her hair.
Anyway, I was having fun at karaoke, and was pretty buzzed; I had gotten up to sing my usual songs, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" and "Living After Midnight", when up strides a pure vision of heaven to the microphone. She was 5' 9" and about 190#, with a frizzy red home perm and that classy green eyeshadow like you used to see a lot of. She was wearing the tightest pair of stretch pants I ever laid my eyes on, and had a sleeveless t-shirt with the Sex Pistols on it. Before she took the microphone, she applied one more heavy layer of lipstick to her sensual lips, and grasped the microphone with a hand decorated with the finest nails to ever come out of a Korean beauty shop.
When she opened her mouth to sing, she drew her breath in with a wheeze, then let out the prettiest smoker's hack I ever heard in my life. I tell you, it sounded like the bells of heaven. As the strains of Cher's song "Dark Lady" filled the air, I sat hypnotized. She sang it all natural like, without any fancy embellishments like staying on key or on pitch. I almost pictured Cher herself singing it.
When she stepped down to my frantic applause, she glided by, her pants doing a swish-swish sound as the legs rubbed together. I stood up quick and said, "Pardon me, ma'am. Would you permit me the honour of buying the prettiest lady in here a drink?" "I'll take a whiskey, and don't get fresh, you freakin' bastard", she said. Not only did she have beauty, but a great personality, as well.
After that, we talked until the bar closed about bass fishing, and she gave me pointers about changing the oil in a '52 Ford pickup. I told her I was married, and she was appalled to hear that my wife didn't like me watching porn. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "I'd pick up my man porn on the way home from working the night shift at the loading docks." I swear-to-gawd, I'm in love.
I can't stop thinking about this sexy siren, and I've been fantasizing about her so much, my wife is growing suspicious. She caught me whacking it to "Dark Lady" and now thinks I have a thing for Cher, which kind of worries me, on account of I don't want her getting any notions that her man has gone all lavender. I don't know how to confess to her that I'm in love with another woman, though, and that I am seriously considering leaving her and our four kids and setting up the trailer of my dreams with the tastiest woman I ever seen. I know my wife wouldn't understand; I mean, Lucille, the woman from karaoke, has a tat of Hank Williams on her stomach. What man can resist that?!
Any advice for my predicament?
Sheila!!! I tried to hide your identity on here, so as to protect you. Now that everyone has a look at you, I know someone will steal you away. :(
((((((((((Zilla-the-Thrilla))))))))))))) :)
28 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
"She sang it all natural like, without any fancy embellishments like staying on key or on pitch."
LMMFAO!! You have serious issues, Jack, and I'm so glad you do LOL You always make me smile and laugh like nobody else can :)
(((((((((((JackDaddy)))))))))))))
- 1 decade ago
Grow up! Go home and start romancing your wife again. Chances are, she's just as lonely as you are. Probably more. Remember why you fell in love with the love of your life and stop trying to fill that void with someone new because the grass is never as green on the other side as you would like to believe.... Stop trying to take an easy way out and "Man" up and do the right thing... Your life will grow in ways you couldn't imagine. Take a chance... Bet on the two of you! Hold on tight, the way you did the day you two were married... renew your vows and never look back! Start hanging out with better people that edify and strengthen the two of you! And have a wonderful life together! It is within reach! See with new eyes... I wish you well my friend! Good luck! May God Bless You!
Source(s): Personal experience. - Anonymous5 years ago
I have mixed feelings on this one. Is your wife as unhappy as you are? Have you considered her feelings in all this, you wrote about how you feel not your wife, that's rather selfish. How old are your children, still in school?? If so be very, very careful if you choose the leave home as there is no going back. As for your work, it will always be there. Leave your family and risk loosing everything hurting people along the way but being selfish to find happiness. Think about it long and hard, will this new woman be so wonderful after a few months or will you be looking for yet another affair?? Option !. Leave home wife and kids, hurt them ' 2 Stay with family and be unhappy, loose career. 3 Live on you own, but no going back. YOUR CALL. MAKE IT THE RIGHT DECISION. Think with your head not with what's in your pants.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Mate think about what you are saying? That sounds more like lust to me, then love. Okay so you meet a fit bird, who has some good physical assets?
Mate your wife is pregnant! And the last thing she would need during a struggling time like that is for her man to cheat on her and leave her for another woman. It's all about lust, get over it. You have a kid coming, and your your considering leaving your wife just because you meet some fit gash?
Your sounding like a bit of a prick mate to be honest, I am 16 - my dad has been hit on a lot of times over the years, sometimes by very hot women - and you know what he never cheated on my maa or anything, even when his friends tried making him. That is a real man - damn you English folks need to realise that cheating is wrong! Getting a divorce just because you fancy a shag with someone you barely know doesn't make it anyway feasible.
If your that desperate and you are too weak, to control yourself just shag her then. But don't leave your wife, and your young child behind. Imagine how messed up that kid will be growing up, and besides he will hate you when he grows up and he finds out what you did to his maa who's obviously gonna raise him. Your gonna regret it any later years to come, when you don't have anyone and your children will end up hating you for it - and you realise how much a mistake you made.
Leave it mate, and I hope you make the right decision!
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- 1 decade ago
uhhh... cut down on the alcohol there cheif, if you would leave your pregnant wife of 19 years and your kids for some random chick at the bar, you obviously had way too much to drink or maybe have had taken some hard drugs, or both. sounds like this has happened before, in that case, you should have never had kids or gotten married in the first place
- 1 decade ago
Please God, tell me that this guy is not from Alabama...
I'm a college cheerleader, high school homecoming queen, drive a 94' TA (with a corvette LT1 engine), am at home in a tree stand, fishing, on the river, or in church or at beauty pageant, are you in love with me too?
Someone needs to figure out what the difference between love and lust is and grow up, you overgrown redneck (oh yeah, I said it, and I can cause I'm a redneck, the good kind -- but when I call you that it's in the Jeff Foxworthy connotation put down type way).
- bejayLv 61 decade ago
Here's your chance for happiness. I'd say go for it. Grab the the golden ring while you can. And look at it this way even if this one doesn't work out you can always go back to that karaoke bar and find you another one. We hear so many stories the same as yours on here and it is always the same thing. Should I stay or should I go? Oh and by the way. Your description perfectly fits the woman my ex left me for. Her name was Lucille and he met her in a karaoke bar singing the exact same song. Small world huh?
Source(s): Oh and one more thing. Maybe you need to lay off the beer for a while. Your starting to hallucinate. If that's possible. - 1 decade ago
Mr. you need to grow the hell up ! Stop drinking and going to karaoke . What the hell you have a pregnant wife at home and four kids, what so many people would love to have. Fantasies are just fantasies . I bet you would end up a lonely old man. I feel really bad for your wife and kids.
- ?Lv 61 decade ago
Here's some advice, get you drunk a** out of the karaoke bar and go to the house where your married a** belongs. Might want to do something about that monkey spanking too.
- 1 decade ago
You are a selfish person. What kind of a married man buys another women a drink at a bar. I sure hope to God she finds out because if you dump her and your four children for a women you met once that just is very low, VERY. I just pray that you realize the great family you have in front of you and don't make a horrible descion.