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An amusing happening . Please share it with us ?

Using my expensive soap my better half complained that it produced no suds and would probably last for ever....he had over looked the plastic wrapping and had been rubbing himself with plastic !

Update:

roast not cooking ? Does happen...ran an electrical store and women would ring re oven not working call out fee was $40 but were advised to check oven timer as sometimes accidently switched to auto cook !

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That is funny. How would men function on their own?

    Here's one of my amusing events.

    We were at our cabin at the lake.

    It was quite late at night, and mid way through my bath, the water quit running.

    My husband checked things out, and there was something wrong with the pump in the well.

    He would fix it in the morning.

    In the mean time, I left the water in the bath tub. At least we could flush the toilet with it.

    Off to bed. At 3:00 A.M., my husband got up to use the toilet.

    Being considerate, he did not turn a light on.

    As he sat there along came Dusty, our 18 lb. tabby cat.

    I don't know why, but Dusty likes to jump in the tub and lick a drop or two out of the faucet.

    Dusty jumped in that cold water, spun around, and came out of there with all his claws out, right over my husband's bare legs.

    The screaming was unbelievable! What a way to wake up.

    In all fairness, my husband did receive some nasty wounds and Dusty's ego was a little tarnished.

    It was a hell of a sight.

    They're both fine now.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    I got a good laugh this morning. The same thing happen to me with my oven years ago. I went all summer with no oven before we finally had it checked out and it was on auto cook. Thankfully we didn't pay $40 to find that out

  • 1 decade ago

    I literally laughed out loud.

    Shame on you for making me do that! It's 4 in the morning!

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Let's see my story?..

    I put a chicken and potato roast into the oven.

    Came back to check on it an hour later.

    Realized I never turned the oven on.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Haha... loved all the stories in here. The one that comes to mind for me is a li'l like your soap story. My older sister had prepared a freezer-to-oven pizza for her two children one day and my nephew kept saying how much he loved all the extra stringy cheese on it where my niece (older) said it tasted gross and wouldn't even finish her slice. My sister decided to try a piece and found that she's left the shrink-wrap plastic on it the whole time! Extra stringy cheese indeed! Ew.

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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I put some bread in the toaster and pushed it down to start while my eggs were cooking. I got them finished and on the plate and went to get my toast. The toaster wasn't plugged in. I said out loud "oh I forgot to plug it in" and my parakeets were just a few feet away. The next morning I got up to make coffee and put the coffee and water in the pot, just as I was plugging in the coffee maker my female parakeet chirped "Plug it in!" I thanked her but sometimes she amazes me. She changed the words around and used them correctly and that's not the only time she's done it.

  • Lily
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha, now that is funny.

    A little while ago my Grandson found out that Grandad doesn't like those wriggly brown garden worms and promptly put that piece of knowledge to the test.

    It was truly hysterical watching a three year old boy chasing his Grandad round and around the garden at a fair rate of knots.

    I don't think I've seen him move so fast in years. Lol.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Last week I did a load of laundry with four mouse pads in it (it was an experiment) and a bunch of jeans and flannel shirts. When I went to open the lid to the washer, there was lint EVERYWHERE. Of course, my first instinct was to blame the mouse pads, but no, they came out great! My next instinct was to blame my husband, who had put his jeans in the the washer and I thought he had probably left a paper towel in the pockets. That wasn't it, either. Later on, after I had dried them and most of the lint came out, I went to use the bathroom and looked for the toilet paper; it wasn't there. Just so you know, our home is small and the toilet sits right next to the washing machine. I guess you can figure out what that lint came from. Luckily, the roll was almost gone when it fell into the washer.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I was so hot one day and opened a window. The rush of cool air was so nice. Hours later I realized the storm window was still down. I felt cooler because I expected too!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This reminds me of an occasion when my friend asked to use my Remington electric razor.

    He commented on how smooth it was on his skin.

    Yes, he had left the clear plastic guard on while `Shaving'.

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