What saves more: jesus or condoms?

This is an uneducated question.

As condoms can prevent pregnancy and protect against some sexually transmitted diseases, and given that Jesus has been dead for centuries, and that's assuming he ever lived in the first place, I would say condoms save more. Regardless of whether you're talking about unwanted pregnancies, lives or semen, condoms win hands down over Jesus.

Jesus

Even though condoms break, they do save more than Jesus.

It depends.

Condoms save more lives.

the Jesus cult saves more people the bother of thinking for themselves.

Jesus

-sigh- this is a battle we have to lose atheists buddies :(

lol

kudos for being able to use the words condoms and jesus in the same sentence.

lol you can buy a pack of condoms from walmart and save MORE :P

I would not trust that kind of condom.

And I did not mean to be so explicit!

How about Ctrl+S?

I'd say condoms. Or not getting laid at all; works just as well. :D

It depends on what you want to be saved from....

You are so shocking and offensive, I am so upset and offended...arrrrrrrrghhhh! Why oh why!!?

Is that what you were fishing for?