Hi please forward me short original jokes?

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A guy that owns a banana shop wants to go on vacation but doesn't have any workers to work for him, so he finds a guy and trains him.

While he's training him, he pretends he is a customer and asks the guy, "How much for a bunch of bananas?" and the guy says, "I don't know." and the owner tells him, "No, you're supposed to say, 'that would be 50 cents.'" and he leaves and comes back a few minutes later.

This time, he says, "How much for a bunch of bananas?" and the guy says, "fifty cents" and then the owner asks, "Are they fresh?" and the guy says, "no." so the owner says, "No, you're supposed to say, 'fresher than fresh'" so he leaves and comes back a few minutes later.

This time, he asks all of the other questions and then asks, "Can I buy them?" and the guy says, "No." and the owner says, " no, you're supposed to say, 'if you don't, then somebody else will." so tests him with all the questions again and then leaves for vacation.

While he's gone, a robber comes into the store and says to the guy, "Give me all your money." and the guy says, "That would be fifty cents." and then the robber says, "Are you getting fresh with me?" and the guy says, "fresher than fresh." and so the robber says, "I'm gonna shoot you know." and then the guy says, "if you don't, then somebody else will."

Not that funny or short, I know, I just learned it a few years ago and its the shortest joke I know. Sorry

it somewhat is a continuation (that is meant to be a stupid message for an answering device)... Roses are pink, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you The roses have wilted, the violets are ineffective, The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head The roses stink, sorta like sheep yet go away your call, style, and message after the beep The roses are molding, the violets are rotten and that i could call you back, if i haven't forgotten Have an incredible day! =)

How short were your shorts?

How did you do in your test? I didn't have to do it so I did well.

How long was the long wave?

I see the see

I sea the sea

Tea time in Teeside.

My daily wash is done in Washington

My bed was made in Bedfordshire.

"A priest, a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar, and the bar tender says 'Wow, it's like a joke or something'."

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Savannah, it's "So this seal walks into a club..."

If you're gonna tell horrible jokes, at least tell them right.

I said to my Doctor, "I've broken my leg in 2 places".

He replies, "Don't go there again"

why didn't the chicken cross the road?

a seal walked into a club.....

what starts with ....enter name.......in your case zed

what starts with come here zed

and ends in ouch

dunno

come here zed

smack...........ouch!

guess what............ chicken butt!