What do you think of this card for Wrestlemania 27 (The we're sorry for so many bad years PPV)?

Let's just say that WWE was really sorry for putting on such a terrible show for all of these years. This PPV was all about the quality of WRESTLING, and only put their top performers on the card. Please do things like: rate this card from 1-10, add changes, insult me as a fan, and/or threaten the life of my cat because you hate this card so much.

P.S- You are not authorized to answer this question if you are under the age of 15.

Commentary Team: Jim Ross comes out and hits Michael cole with the bell, busting him open. Michael Cole is thrown out of his chair, and Jim Ross waves to the fans before taking his seat at the announce table. Also: Todd Grisham, Josh Matthews, and Matt Stryker are unable to attend the event due to angry pit-bulls conveniently planted around the arena prohibiting their entry.

OPENING MATCH: Rey Mysterio Jr. (Non-Kiddie hero from WCW) vs Chavo Guerrero.

PROMO: Chavo calls Mysterio out saying that he hasn't done the one thing in his carrer that he's always wanted to do since Eddie passed: Have it out with Mysterio at Wrestlemania. Mysterio would do all of the creative springboard spots he used to in WCW, and you wouldn't see a single 619. Both would hit a Frog splash in memory of Eddie, go 20 minutes, and shake hands at the end.

MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH: (8 competitors) Evan Bourne, Bryan Danielson, Tyson Kidd, Yoshi Tatsu, Edge, Shelton Benjamin, Kofi, and CM Punk.

WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: Beth Phoenix vs Natalya.

MATCH PROMO: Natalya cuts a promo on RAW about what a joke women's wrestling has become. She calls out Beth, and challenges her to a match at Wrestlemania for the vacated Women's title. This would go down in history as the greatest women's match in the company. The audience gives a standing ovation after the finish.

NON-TITLE MATCH: David Hart Smith vs Jack Swagger.

PROMO: Jack Swagger claims that the famous Hart family along with the British Bulldog were overrated and weak. Jack Swagger cuts a few promos dressed as the Bulldog, making DHS furious. DHS makes Swagger submit via Sharpshooter. They go 20 minutes. Great wrestling match.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: John Morrison vs R-Truth vs Dolph Ziggler.

PROMO: Because there couldn't be a number one contender determined, Vince comes out and announces that the Match would be a triple threat match! I haven't thought of a winner for this one, but a heel victory (Ziggler) would be nice.

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP: (Introducing a new belt, because the spinner belt left the company along with John Cena) Chris Jericho vs. Christian.

PROMO: Christian is determined to climb to the top, and tells Jericho that he's coming after his title. Chris Jericho comes out as The Lionhart and these guys tear the roof down. They go 35 minutes and the Christian is awarded with the Title. Confetti falls, and Edge comes down to raise Christian's arm.