Spiritually wondering, Can Atheists and Christians all agree on one thing - proof provided of course?

Santa Claus is much older than Germany!

Much older than mother Earth for he is also

Father Winter and Father Time who bring rest

and peace to Mother and her friends as once a year

dresses her to the hilt like a snow queen in a cryonic fleece

of alternating light and darkness because I imagine

this is how she is able to feed all of God's children

as even the worst of mechanics surely knows even

their dang little pole lutin cars and machinery needs

a rest airy now and then eh ... so too then would Mother,

would she not? Which makes more sense to me because

how else other than calling upon Mr. Freeze making people

cry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkuBY9o06ec

um, in order to stop peeps in speeding cars be prevented

from running over drunken cigar and cigarette smokin shoppers

while shouting at them to

STOP PO LOOTIN THEE AIRS GOSH DANGIT!

Sheesh, some clazy peepholes withowt a claus,

I'm tellin ju eh! si? tak? neh?

Therefore I have come to the conclusion that both Sinterklaaus

and Cinterclaus Von Bula Ramma Dammadingdong head and

whatever else endless names juanna call him/her/it is

both nothing more than sons of the sons of the sun and

doubly doubtin dow tears ain't no biggey to me jus cuz they were

loving cousins of both Cinderella and Snow White (who surely

must be from the south cuz why else would they like to keep

rubbing each other's noses in friggen white fairy dust... i dunnose!

Therefore I have come to the logical conclusion that the real

Santa Claus is actually a martian from outer space trying to tell

us all to wake up and smell the diapers and Feta Cheese.

Ooooo sweaty armpits and jockstraps and (Hey where'd all this friggen

laundry come from damn it!) Ooooo Dada! :P

Who gives a hiney heidiho who or what one calls it or why?

We all know the beauty of life, each other and all our blessings

playing peekaboo all around us each and every day of our lives

comes from something dang unbelievably special and bigger and

badder and better than us all and anyone with half a brain

weather bebop and buzza be a child or scientist or man of cloth

surely can see... this is no damn accident.

Translation: Whatever you say my dearest lovely lady... actually

now that you mention it. Yes. The spirits of Christmas being something

different for each of us, yet starangely familia in many ways and wheys

is truly grand in the Canadas, their people, lands and remarkable history...

just as much as every place I be lucky enough to have witnessed and oh

my Lord... I still have yet to come to see and know?

Oh somebody slap me please.

This is real? aiyiyi

Translation: Happy holidaze to you and yours too you

hahaaaaaaaaah wonderful, funny crazy lady.

You sooo know how to pull me and all my inner

children and inner elves and inner tap dansking

Rockettes from my shell and make me gaga wanting

to give you just a little touch of the clap too just for being

so fine and honk honk honky adorably adooray...

blink blink, knock knock, kabing bang boom!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ra0DsbiNs0

um but spiritually speakinezing of course,

I don give a ding dang dong what anybody say

cuz I know Santa is South Polarbearian from Mars!

As our modern view of Santa was created by the Coca Cola company, I think Canada is out of luck. Pair that with the fact that Santa's home is in the North Pole and that no country has authority over the North Pole " Russia, Canada, Norway, Denmark (via Greenland), and the United States, are limited to a 200-nautical-mile (370 km; 230 mi) Exclusive Economic Zone around their coasts, and the area beyond that is administered by the International Seabed Authority." At least Canada's claim would be no stronger than any of the other surrounding countries. I think it is fair to assert that Santa is an American. He speaks American English, ay. I have never, ay, herd him say, ay. Ay? Coke is American, Milk and Cookies are American, All the Fat people in the world are American, Santa is an American. Nice try Canada. You will have to find your own saint.

Um, in many depictions of Santa in his natural environment, he is pictured with penguins. There are no penguins in the arctic, therefore santa must be antarctic, since the only nation to have year round occupancy of Antarctica (and thereby granting sovereignty under international law) is New Zealand at Scott Base, then Santa must be a New Zealander.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nostri-imago/28546873...

Spiritually speaking, we cannot seem to agree on how the word "atheists" is spelled and pluralized. Just look at some of the answers...

Saint Nicholas was the Bishop of Myra and from what I understand he's from the country of Turkey.

Don't tell me that Canadians want to start a war over whether the north pole lies in American terrritory or in Canadian territory.

NO I believe Santa Clause is of German origin.

every one knows santa is jewish who else could be as effective and efficiency at building a factory in north pole.

I don't think he is. I feel like he's from Siberia.

But we can agree on different thing: Muslims are stupid. :p no offense

not in this life time