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? asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

I think my dog is gay, is there a part of the bible that can help me get him straight?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    If you pull his front legs forward and his back legs backwards, he'll be straight.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Get hold of your heaviest Family Bible and next time he tries to screwanother male dog, hit him hard. That way you benefit by using the wisdom of the Old and New testaments.

  • Holly Elizabeth-jean
    1 decade ago

    I don't think there is anything in the Bible that even mentions the homosexuality of a animal. And I don't think you can teach religion to an animal either.

  • Joe the Destroyer
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Did you get this from an episode of South Park?

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  • ACTS 2:38
    1 decade ago

    How would you know your dog is gay?

  • Cerberus
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Send him to jesus camp.

  • ANIMEFREAK
    1 decade ago

    not unless u force him *****

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