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how about a yahoo q&a martial arts tournament?
Just a crazy thought that sprung to mind while reading a few of my friends questions on q&a
seeing as there are so many know it alls, self proclaimed masters etc on here.
Why not organise an all out open entry q&a martial arts tournament to separate the men from the boys. Personally I'm thinking of having 4 categories to inscribe: the self proclaimed (I'm 15 and hold 5 black belts in origami type.) the wise guys (that don't work because I saw it on tv or MMA,...) and of course let's not forget the trolls. and the real deal martial artists (I wouldn't mind meeting up with some of the serious ones on here). Who ever wins one of the three first categories can compete in a style of their choosing against the last one (playstation do any one?). make it annual to give the newcomers a chance. I'd personally give 10.000 q&a points for the grand prize. So guys who's with me and who's got some suggestions. who could we call to judge, where do we hold it etc,...
and before you really do ask Yeah guys I'm just having some fun on a boring afternoon
just adding some detail before I close this question. glad to see that most of you got the idea of this question.
@pugpaws. age shouldn't be an issue if you are a 15th degree black belt you should be able to hold your own in mortal kombat no matter what's your age:-)
Personally I think some of these kids just don't know what it's like to get a smack on the ears like the olden days and think because they can play tekken they know martial art.
anyways you made me smile on a boring dreary day
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- ?Lv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
I'm game!
*Scrappy Doo voice* Lemme at 'em! Lemme at 'em! I'll rock-em and I'll sock-em... P-p-puppy power! *end obnoxiousness*
Source(s): Bujinkan Ninpo Taijutsu http://ocbujinkan.com/ - Shiro KumaLv 61 decade ago
@pugpaws: Uh, sensei, a martial arts master beating up 10 year old kids was prominently featured on the 'Karate Kid' remake. So you should be okay, as long as you take one of them home, have him do repetitive household chores that somehow teaches him how to fight, and then have him enter Peter's tournament on your behalf.
@peter: Origami is a very valid martial art (http://www.fudebakudo.com/en/gallery_origami.html)... you know? Also, Playstation-do (as well as XBox360-do or Wii-do) may one day create real fighters (http://nerfnow.com/comic/425)... :D
- Kemjiu ®Lv 71 decade ago
What a boring time you may have for thinking like this, but this section is so funny sometimes knowing so many other claiming things that impossible to reach on others thoughts.
One of the example is your suggestion, LOL.
Good luck
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Source(s): Senses - pugpaws2Lv 71 decade ago
Thanks for the vote of confidence Lizyyyy, but the last time i checked it is against the law for an adult to beat up 10 year olds. but still that has not dissuaded me from wanting to reach through my computer screen and slap a few of them........ But the problem with them is something that their parents should address, and or their instructor, if they have one.
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- LizzyyyyLv 41 decade ago
Yeahhh You're really bored. (:
BUT I would like to see Pugpaws2 beat the crap out of these 10 year olds who think they're big and bad because they've seen every episode of Tapout...
