hit me with your best joke?

The village policemen was on his beat when he met Old Joe, the village idiot. Joe was dragging a brick on the end of a lead.

"Hello Joe" said the policeman "that's a nice dog you've got there."

"Don't be silly" replied Joe. "That's not a dog, it's a brick".

"Right you are" said the policeman and went on his way.

Joe turns to the brick and whispers "Fooled him there, didn't we Rover?"

I called for a quote on my car insurance. I said how much is it to insure my car for Third party insurance

The operator said " you can't buy just third party car insurance, you can only buy Third Party, Fire and Theft" I said "Who the hell's gonna nick a burning car?"

Hit me with your rhythm stick?

Hit me, hit me, hit me!

2 suicide bomber mothers taking their kids for a walk.....one says to the other...I love them when they are this age....the other says yes.....they BLOW UP so quickly. 2 dyslexics in a kitchen.....one says....can you smell gas.....the other says....I cant even smell my own name.