tell me about this monster (followup)?

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I asked this the other day:

"I heard of a creature so vicious that few dare speak of it. From what i've been told it has a disposition that is a hundred times more volatile than either a werewolf or a vampire and is far more vicious as well. This demonic entity awakens for about 3 to 4 days every month and spews forth blood from its vertically aligned mouth as it wreaks a path of destruction. To look upon it is shocking and to listen to its howl is to know true fear.

I was never told the name of the creature because apparently, to utter its name is to bring down its wrath upon you.

this can't possibly be true can it? It sounds terrifying, does anyone know more about it that they can tell me?"

I got a few replies telling me that there is no such thing, that if it existed we would have heard about it, all the standard stuff you'd expect from skeptics. I'd like to re-air this question in the hopes that someone can tell me something about this creature described above. 

I don't need skeptics telling me it doesn't exist because I know it is real.

Wukong · Accepted Answer

A menstruating vagina?

Anonymous · Answer

Ok ok, fair enough, you have heard the skeptics tell you its not real, and your looking for reasons/answers about it, because you know its real. How do you KNOW its real? Have you seen it? Has anyone seen it? Where did the idea originate?
Im skeptical of this, I do not believe in it, but Im not going to shove it down your throat and tell you your wrong. Just look into it a bit more, because Im that sure its not real, at least look into it more for me.

V · Answer

I know that there is a Flying Spaghetti monster shooting laser beams eating unicorns battling transformers when I sleep and he sends me to magic dreamland to eat gingerbread men.

''I don't need skeptics telling me it doesn't exist cause l know it is real''.

Do you not see the flawed logic? Christ man.. It must've been a good book if you convinced yourself so thoroughly it existed even ALL you know is ONE paragraph of it.

mx. know it all · Answer

If you know it is real, how come you don't know it's name.  If have seen it, how come you are still alive to tell about it.  Who have you known, who has seen the creature.  If I ever saw one like the one you describe, I'd be dead by now and so would others skeptics and all.  So unless I see it and live to tell about it, i'll just ignore it.  I suggest you do too before paranoia strikes you and see start to believe it coming alive just to get you.

Marquis de LaDeaux · Answer

Are you truly in wonder about this or are you just being inappropriate?

Okay, I'm just going to come out and say it, but this "monster" is attached to a female pelvis.  Think about it.

irishpyroguy · Answer

I have seen this monster of which you speak. It is called......................

THE EX LOVER!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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