What Major Historical Moments Can Be Explained By The Phrase "They Were Drunk"?

I am Very Sure that Bush was totally intoxicated, drunk as a skunk when invading Iraq, and 'looking' for Weapons of Mass Destruction..!

The Boston Teaparty.

I know, I know, an important and patriotic moment in American history, and I love it too, but seriously. How drunk do you have to be to dress up like an indian and push crates of tea into the harbor? "Take THAT Tea! That'll send a clear message back to the aristocracy!" What, that you don't like Earl Grey?

Lincoln signing the Emancipation Proclamation

People of Alaska voting Sarah Palin to be their governor

Barrack Obama being elected XD

Have you seen the movie "The Hangover" ?

:)

This is a joke... I'm not funny.

the newish health care bill.

When the U.S elected obama president.

..... Hitler? ... the genocide of rwanda ...... uhhhh ..... : / thats all i think about