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Why did the atheist cross the road ?
Somehow, I knew this question would generate some colorful and laugh provoking answers...keep them coming..
To "christianboy"; what makes you think I'm atheist?
By the way , I'm honored to have given you your first thumbs down. Lighten up and take the stick out of you butt...
Siedina; ...after your remark,where do you think "you" deserve to go? Now I want you to go to your room and think long and hard about your attitude,young lady...and no more playing with Christianboy!..Go on now...git...
25 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Christians with lanterns and pitch forks forced the move
- Common SenseLv 71 decade ago
I crossed the road, after reading the bible and seeing all the horrible things it condoned. Understanding burden of proof pretty much guarantees I'll never cross back to the other side.
- ChristianboyLv 51 decade ago
To get baptized at the church across the street ;) Why are atheist on here anyway? to troll? If you have legit questions cool, but some make this an all day thing. Isnt that boring and empty? Us Christians are getting rewards for answering questions and being faithful, and quite honestly, I enjoy doing the work of God. If I was atheist, I wouldnt be on here badgering Christians. Dont you have anything better to do?Since your on here atheist, read John 3:16
Christians 'like' if you support this!!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
To get away from the fundies handing out chick-tracts and ranting about hell on the side they were on.
Peace.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
He needed to find out for himself what was on the other side.
- 1 decade ago
To get to the other side?
Or to his job?
He's meeting his wife?
He just left the airport?
- 1 decade ago
Because they are never content where they presently are in life, so they constantly have to be on the move to find some kind of happiness to fill in the emptiness that's in their souls. The problem is, when they cross the road, they find out that they still don't have a destination. :)
