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Lv 4

I want to protect myself and was wondering what type of gun(s) Jesus would carry if he were alive today?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    He would carry a Nerf gun. He'd jump out from a corner and shoot you then giggle and skip away saying in a michael jackson voice 'i got you, now chase me!'

  • d.k.
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    He is alive today.

    He doesn't need guns to protect Himself.

    He has the armies of Heaven available

    at His command.

    Just as He didn't need man-made swords when He arrived, and walked the earth the first time --

    why would he carry a gun today?

    Guns are tools. In the wrong hands, they are used to steal, to kill, and to destroy.

    As any other tool could be used.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Living Water guns!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hbr 4:12 For the word of God is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the division of soul and spirit, and of joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

    Jhn 17:14 "I have given them Your word; and the world has hated them because they are not of the world, just as I am not of the world.

    Jhn 6:51 "I am the living bread which came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever; and the bread that I shall give is My flesh, which I shall give for the life of the world."

    Revelations

    http://www.blueletterbible.org/search/translationR...

    and

    Prayer...Matthew Chapter 6

    http://www.blueletterbible.org/Bible.cfm?b=Mat&c=6...

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  • 1 decade ago

    some off these people morons taking swords to a gun fight. Personally I would have a spas 12 shotgun along with perhaps a light machine gun of some sorts

  • 1 decade ago

    If somone popped up and said they were jesus with any proof what so ever they better have a full army on staff with snipers because somebody would blow his brains out right away.

    But for you I would say just go with a sleek 9mm glock, it's not too expensive, fits in most handbags, and goes great with most shoes.

  • 1 decade ago

    He would carry what Christians today carry: the sword. Hebrews 4:12: "For the word of God is alive and exerts power and is sharper than any two-edged sword and pierces even to the dividing of soul and spirit, and of joints and [their] marrow, and [is] able to discern thoughts and intentions of [the] heart."

    Hannah J Paul

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Water guns with holy water

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't be silly... Jesus would carry the Holy Hand Grenade...

  • 1 decade ago

    He wouldn't carry a gun but he would carry a sword of truth. His Word--the Bible

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