What makes the ticky-ticky noise when I use my turn signal?

you've run someone over with your rickshaw again? nice. we can't even make the insurance payments as it is.

It's a tiny piece of bone rattling inside your dashboard. Specifically, an ossicle. It was left there by the crash test dummies that make the roads a safer place.

I'm far too stupid for a question like this....Bring on the robot overlords

It's flesh eating beetles waiting for their chance to attack you and eat your ears off. Everytime you use your turn signal they get a little closer to freedom and your sweet, sweet ear juices.

It's the timer that counts down to the cracked head block you'll get when your warranty runs out. They can't put it in the odometer, because that's where you'd expect to look for it.

Many cars have a mechanical flasher, which is NOT in this case a person with a prosthetic arm in a trench coat.

Alien implants. They monitor which way we turn. They abduct those that over-use left turns.

the little man inside the turn signal housing that keeps having to light and relight his propane torch.

I don't know about your turn signal but mine is the recorded sound of my mom's disapproving, "tisk tisk" tongue sucking sound, whenever she talks about my life choices.

People still use those turn arrow thingys in Ohio??? Weirdo.