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Can you help me make my school captain speech?

I am in year 5 and I would really like to try out for school captain, thing is Im not popular. Usually when people are voting its always "a popularity" contest. so yea. Any help?

P.S I wanna have a good joke that people are actually gonna laugh at at the end.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I have jokes but im an out cast so thats all i can do so hear r some jokes.... y is the math book so sad? becus it hase so many problems! thes a woman at a yung mans funaral she stand up and ses give em some chichen suop and the preast ses mam it wont help so she ses it couldent hert! a machanic walks in to a bar and ses i see u need me to fix the light the bar tender ses yes it dose so the machanic looks at it and ses man i need a screwdriver the bar tender hands him a yellow dring the machanic ses no not the drink the tool i left mine at home! Well thats all i got right now if u need more help contact me @ my E-mail kobeymaru@yahoo.com

  • 1 decade ago

    Well be confident. Just think about it no need to be nervous. Nervousness is the number one enemy of urs

    Just relax and think "Who gives a **** about what you say?" They really dont

    So just say what u need to say

    Oh by the way it is good if u start the joke in the beginning of ur cpeach not at the end

    u can say like 'Hello to everyone. First of all, to people who dint know me my name is _____. And also to people who do know me, my name is ________ (say ur name emphasized in the end)

    or just figure sthn else out

    good luck

    tell me all about it later ;)

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