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why do some christians quote silly verses from the bible?

when answering questions as words written in a book hundreds of years ago cannot be classed as evidence when no one can validate it would quoting lines from the beano comic do just as well

Update:

answer no 1 is exactly what i was talking about.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    It impresses them . . they think it has MAGIC powers . . . cos they believe in woo woo stuff.

    ~

  • LV426
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Depends on the question being asked.

    If someone asks for proof that God is real, quoting the Bible will produce nothing other that giggling from the individual.

    Now, if someone asks why we believe thus and so, quoting from the Bible is perfectly acceptable. It is not offered as proof the statement is true. It is offered as an explanation for our mindset.

    If you are unable to discern the difference between these two, that is your problem.

    If you have an issue with "silly verses from the Bible", perhaps you should stop asking Christians questions.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's very silly to come to "Religion and Spirituality"

    and then whinge and complain about Bible quotes.

    You should stick with your comics and leave the

    meaningful questions to those who are educated

    in spiritual matters.

    You are not qualified to pontificate about "evidence"

    that you don't own or comprehend.

    John 14:16-18

    " I will pray the Father, and He will give you another Helper,

    that He may abide with you for ever, even the Spirit of truth,

    whom the world cannot receive, because it neither sees Him

    nor knows Him: but you know Him, for he dwells with you and

    will be in you. I will not leave you orphans; I will come to you."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There are no "silly verses" from the Bible. The Bible is the inerrant word of God. The Bible has withstood the test of time and all challenges to its authenticity. The truth of God is not dependent on your belief (or rather disbelief) in it.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Romans 1:16 16For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ, for it is the power of God to salvation for everyone who believes.

    These silly verses are from God Himself! Just because you hate God does not invalidate the truth that the bible is from God!

  • 1 decade ago

    SILLY WORDS? That is an amazing statement seeing all the things around us. For instance the stars, the blue sky, the many varieties of plants, animals, fish, insects, ect. and you say there is no evidence. Only a moron would say such a thing. Yes only a fool whose agenda is not to be subject to the God who gave him or her life. Only a moron would consider himself smarter and more wiser than the One who made and created all life.

    It is obvious you are trying to insult, mock, and make light of all Christians. In so doing you are also mocking and laughing at God not realizing He holds your breath in His hand,

    Deu 32:39 See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand. 40 For I lift up my hand to heaven, and say, I live forever. 41 If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me. 42 I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy.

    Pro 1:22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge? 23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you. 24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; 25 But ye have set at naught all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: 26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

    Psa 14:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

    Psa 53:1 To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

    1Sa 15:23 ......rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft.....

    The proof you seek is your own corruptness, your abominable works, your rebellion, and your witchcraft should be PROOF ENOUGH for you that God's word is true. He has your number, your address, and your life in His hands.

    You say these are silly words when the deeds you do are so vile? That in its self is proof enough for any honest or sincere hearted person. Truly you are blind because your deeds are evil.

    The last laugh will be on you....you silly foolish moron. By the way the word fool in the bible means moron. I have not judged you....the word of God has.

    I suggest you repent while you can.

    Source(s): The Bible
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Isn't it absolutely hysterical how a book written thousands of years ago can have such pin-point precision of events unfolding to mature people who do not act like snot-nosed children pretending it isn't?

  • Cheri
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Because it is still true today, silly is not respecting other religion's right to believe what they accept as the truth .. or people that they don't believe

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    ok the verse is not silly though im a muslim. but i get what you mean. you want us to show your physical proof. what is the questions your asking them? i might have an answer to that other than quotations from the Bible and the Qu'ran

  • 1 decade ago

    Because the bible has nothing but silly verses.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    1Co 1:21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

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