How to remove ink off head of penis?

The only ink that could do this is ink for a tattoo. Why did you tattoo your penis

Wait, Is there even an ink on this planet that is so permanent it can stay on top of the skin for years despite normal hygiene?

And to think, all those people in pain at tattoo parlors have no idea...

Either way, I guess see a dermatologist?

Follow the steps:

1. shake a heaping ball of baby power in your hand, either the left hand or right one, it's matter of preference.

2. rub the powder all over you untill your penis is all powdery.

3. stick your fingers in a bottle of hair grease, and rub it all over until your penis has dessinted the powder.

4. wet a face towel with soap and warm water, and scrub your penis. Make sure you work that hand in which you are holding the towel, as if you are using a vibrator.

5. Dry yourself off, then apply lotion. Your mark should disappear after your next bath.

Nail file? Sandpaper? steel wool? I think if you lick it for a while it might come off. Next time you're out tanning, stick your penis out and get it sunburned, then you can just peel it off after it blisters.

Sorry, I think a STUPID question deserves STUPID answers.

Try a Mr. Clean magic eraser. It can get almost anything out. Trust me it works! My mom always has them on hand!

See a female doctor, and say the only way to get it off, is a 10 minute BJ (say you looked it up online) and see if she helps get it off :).

Sounds like you need to buy a new printer

lmfao why the hell did you color your penis? what were you doing?! if u tell me in additional details ill tell you how

I'm guessing you wanted to be black?