What would happen if an Atheist decided to leave the 'unfaith'?

I know for a fact they'd have to return their leather Atheist Mafia club jacket.

i've got individually had classes of the two apathy and extreme conviction-- the 1st this skill that i could care much less what different persons think of or do with their lives, the 2d this skill that i think the could desire to instruct human beings what's "precise" (properly, what i think of is sweet.) That replaced into frequently while i replaced into youthful and politically/idealogically charged, and felt the could desire to "enlighten" the international-- no longer in basic terms religiously, yet philosophically and otherwise. I even have considering that wisened up plenty and found out that persons have self assurance what they like/could desire to have self assurance consistent with their own own adventure. i do no longer see the component incredibly in attempting to alter somebody's ideas. perception in some thing like God is a individual adventure and can be intimate and private. (i'm going to nevertheless fiercely debate politics, although . . . . ) I say to each and each his own. frequently, i think of the ideas-set of conversion belongs greater in direction of people who're non secular than people who are not-- frequently because of the fact there's a penalty to no longer believing in God (in accordance to non secular persons-- hell, damnation, regardless of you want to call it). If atheists are precise, then there is no penalty for believing in God while there is no longer one-- only "lack of awareness" and probably a waste of time. it is not pretty much as undesirable as eternity in hell. So many times, it extremely is stay and allow stay. easily, i think of faith does have an substantial place in human beings's lives. i wouldn't in any respect attempt to take somebody's ideals away except they have been volatile to others.

They are strapped to a chair in front of a TV with their eyelids clothespinned open and forced to watch televangelists 24/7 until they come to their senses. This technique always works.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster gives them a STD, all the strippers working the nights they go to the club will have cellulite and all of their beer shall be warm and rancid. FOREVER. I don't know which is worse, truth be told.

Atheists don't have a book to follow, to punish those who disobey them.

The Demon That Doesn't Exist, his fake name is Absentio, will come and take your "soul" to a fire ridden inferno that doesn't exist.

They would lose the ability to sleep in on Sundays.

A flaming bag of dog poop on their door step.

Make the tea and skin up.

No more BBQ Babby