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Homes Deux asked in SportsHockey · 1 decade ago

If the NHL made Team branded tampons, would you use them or buy them for your significant other?

Funny...then the Rangers, really WOULD be the Rags....nuck, nuck, nuck.

Tampon Bay Lightning Tampon...man, I am a marketing genius.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I could think of nothing more fitting than a Jaromir Jagr autographed Pittsburgh Penguins tampon. That sumbitch would be encased in bulletproof glass and resting on my mantle for as long as I draw breath...

    Unfortunately, my wife is far too picky (not to mention relatively uninterested in hockey) to be willing to support my team in this very personal way. In my experience, women are too brand loyal in this department for the NHL to acquire enough converts to turn a profit.

    Nonetheless, I would love to see an arena full of fans tossing branded tampons to the ice after a hat trick.

  • Illini
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    1 decade ago

    The Rangers already offer a douche (Sean Avery), so I don't think a tampon line is too far out of the question. But no, I couldn't imagine running out with the specific intent on buying Pens Tampons....

  • 1 decade ago

    No. That's kinda ridiculous. Funny how companies try to make money these days, so I wouldn't be that surprised lol. It would be a waste of money to pay for the extra only because of the team/NHL rights. Why spend money for something that people will eventually have to throw away a little later and that no one notices or sees?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would probably buy some just for the novilty of it.. My chick will only use one kind and im not going to the store more then once just to buy tampoons..

    Casey buying tampons can be fun if you dont know the person that is ringing them up for you.. some of my favorite things i have said to them "You dont need to bag those, could i also have the key to your bathroom?" and just for the hell of it stock up on condoms when they ring up the condoms say "Oh dont worry they are for the back door" just dont say that kind of thing to old people they dont tend to find it funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hell yes I would use them! No question haha.

    The slogan would be like,

    "NHL tampons: you worry about toughing it out on the rink, and we'll take care of the rest."

    Source(s): xD
  • I just keep hearing a new version of the Alan Frew song...

    Whoa...oh...this is Canada's Tampon...Canada's feminine sanitary napkin...Go Leafs Go!

    Honestly, how MLSE hasn't come up with this one is beyond me. Fairly certain they'd like a word.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I wouldn't buy them. I don't buy team underwear and I don't support pink jerseys. Some things are just wrong to me and I think it is a silly way to show support of your team. Although this one would just really seem wrong to me. You really think that would be a good way to support your team? Wouldn't you like want a arch-rival team to use or something? It just would seem like buying team TP to me.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would buy them but I don't know if I would use them. I would just keep them as a momentum as my team and to support them. maybe throw them on the ice for an Ovechtrick:)

  • I've sent you a box of the mixed Chicago/Canadiens pack..............along with a 2-4 of Widmer

  • 1 decade ago

    I think my boy would be confused if I bought him tampons.

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