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Homes Deux asked in SportsHockey · 1 decade ago

Who would win this battle?

Floyd Mayweather, Paul Pierce, Michael Irving, Manny Ramirez, David Beckham, Kyle Busch, Kobe Bryant, Ray Lewis, Tiger Woods, Randy Moss, A-Rod, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco AND Sean Avery are all in one room. All blank boring plain walls, ceiling, and floor. There is a small 3 inch by 3 inch mirror sitting on the floor in the corner of the room….all 14 men see this mirror at the same time.

1) What happens next?

2) Did I leave somebody off this list?

3) Should I remove somebody from this list?

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  • Snid
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    1) David Beckham looks around in space wondering where Victoria is so she can tell him what to do. Chad Eightfive falls on his face trying to get to the mirror first. Rowdy Busch chokes on his big teeth and goes down in a heap. Michael Irving is looking for some girls. Tiger is right behind him. A-Rod says he needs a BIGGER mirror. Kobe Bryant says he's too good for the room. Randy Moss says he's too good for everything. T.O. and Paul Pierce look confused wondering why they are there at all. Manny is pretending not to understand English and wonders where his pills are. He needs his pills. Ray Lewis is soo busy looking down his nose at everyone else he walks into a wall and knocks himself out. Sean Avery, knowing he is THE best in the room, laughs so hard at Lewis falling down that he chokes on some spit and passes out.

    2) I agree with OJ Simpson. LeBron James. Alexander Ovechkin. PK Subban (but he'd make everyone laugh). JR Roenick would be there to mediate and he'd brong his own mirror.

    3) Good list. Very good.

  • 1 decade ago

    1. Sean Avery checks himself out in the mirror to make sure he is looking fashionable. Then Tiger Woods goes over and tells everyone he got Sean's sloppy 13'ths. They start to fight. David Beckham tries to step in to calm things down, but then finds out his girl Posh Spice was the 12th girl on Tiger's list. Kobe Bryant Tells them all to shut up. He also adds that he is the greatest NBA player alive, and that Nostridomus predicted the Lakers will always win and that's why Basketball is boring. A-Rod tells him a story about him and Cameron Diaz, how they first met. He then pushes Avery out of the way so he can lay out all the cute pics of him and Cameron on the mirror for all to see. He opens his Wallet and a script for Illegal Steroids falls out. Manny Ramirez grabs it. Tiger looks at the pictures and realizes he also slept with Cameron Diaz too. She was the 6th girl. They all start killing eachother. The end.

    ^^ lol sorry that's all I got.

    2. It was good. Maybe OJ Simpson...but he'd kill everyone and there would be no story.

    3.The ones I didn't name lol

    Source(s): Red Wings Fan :o)
  • Matt
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    i'm only gonna use Beckham, Busch, Bryant, Tiger, A-rod, and Aves

    1. A-Rod is injecting some good ol' HGH in front of the mirror when Avery moves in and screens him. Out of nowhere comes Kyle Busch with his racecar and crashes through the wall. when he realizes that he blew a tire, he gets out of the car and throws a tantrum, striking A-rod with his helmet. Avery laughs and get scissor-kicked in the face by David Beckham. Kobe Bryant pegs David in the back of the head with a basketball. Then Tiger walks in with about 15 women, and throws one of them onto Kobe. Tigers wife comes in and rocks him in the nuts, taking the mirror with her

    2. Lebron James, i had a good idea that involved him

    3. anyone i didnt use

  • 4 years ago

    For me there are circumstances that devil does win, yet he would not and could no longer win the main intense battles in existence.this occurs every time a Christian sins and devil delights every time it occurs...every time somebody does some -component that motives an early dying it somewhat is sin and devil in contact....every time somebody chooses to stick to evil quite than God ..devil wins. yet that does no longer mean devil wins continuously.it somewhat is a non everlasting win. If a guy or woman asks for forgiveness from God and ability it then devil has lost yet another conflict.and of direction the final win would be on judgment day while Jesus locks the door of hell locking up devil and his followers perpetually!! particular we will pray and could deliver it to church the next day... Please make your effective baby properly if it is your will and supply potential to people who look after the son. Glory!

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  • Illini
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    1. They would begin reenacting an episode from Glee

    2. Alex Ovechkin

    3. Randy Moss. He'd rather be fishing.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. they all snort cocaine off of it?

    2. I don't know, did you?

    3. All the people I don't know. that's 4 of the 12

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    sean avery gives everybody blowies. everybody is happy.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    AROD FLOYD MAYWEATHER AND RANDY MOSS ALSO TOM BRADY AND DARREN HELM

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