Does your schnoz take over?? C/C?

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Does your nose take the helm
Without any warning
And interrupt your day
With incessant bullhorning

Have you ever been halted
In awe of the power
While the innocent you face
Receive a snot shower

Do you curl one finger
Under your beak
As you sneeze so demure
With a light mousy squeak

Do you mimic a train
With your choo choo choo song
Snapping your head
Like a game of ping-pong

Or do people move over
Without making a fuss
As your schnoz starts honking
Like the horn of a bus

I don't mean to sound snotty
So if it's alright
Happy sneezing to all
And to all Gesundheit

neonman · Accepted Answer

The first really 'snotty' poem I've read! lol  Work on your beats per line, like do you need 3 choos on that line for example.  Same as the use of the word 'light' in L4S3?  Fun read though.

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Everyone of my maternal relatives has a hereditary multiple sort of sneeze.  W never sneeze once, Oh NO!  We sneeze in succession about 8 times in a row.

I am a bit sqeamish - and words like sn*t make me sick.  See I couldn't even type the missing "o".
I saw an interesting fact on "Wonders of the Solar System".  There is a bacterial kind of life form that lives deep in the earth.  It forms these sort of stalagtites but they are not solid.  They drip slowly and are viscous.  The actual name for them (really)  is snottites.  Ick!

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buys stock in Kleenex!

This was funny, Honey...and I am a multiple sneezer, as well. If only I could cha... I have to leave now.

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Does your schnoz take over?? C/C?

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