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The Poets By The Sea--Part I and Part II?

I was clinging to some driftwood

Feeling lost and without hope

Love had tossed me overboard

But did not throw a rope.

I felt a lot like flotsam

As I washed up on a beach

The wreckage from my past

Was laying close, but out of reach.

It seems I’d found an island

I saw huts among the trees

I heard the clack of Underwoods

I struggled to my knees.

I staggered past a bathtub

And stumbled towards a shack

The smell of salt and sweet perfumes...

And then it all went black.

I woke up in a circle

How close-knit, I didn’t know

But the faces peering down at me

Sure had a healthy glow.

The clacking had abated

Replaced by far-off birds

And gentle quiet murmuring

From the group is what I heard.

I was laying on a mattress

In a room of teak and rose

And the smell of scented candles

started tickling my nose.

The next part’s kinda fuzzy

‘Cause I faded in and out

But late that night, round 3 A.M.

I woke...and I cried out..

An angel put her hand on me

Imploring me to rest

She said her name was BG

And “Would I be her guest?”

My head came off the pillow

I said “BG? That’s a corker!

Are you gal who writes those poems

I see in The New Yorker?”

A tiny grin was all I got

By way of a reply

She put a finger to my lips

And I began to cry.

She said, “You’re finally home now.

You’ll love it here, you’ll see

In time you’ll get to know us all

‘The Poets By The Sea’”.

..............Part II...................

Two days I rested on that cot

Beege tending to my needs

She gave me milk from coconut

(and other kindly deeds).

That night I heard a ruckus

From just outside the hut

The sound of laughter filled my ears...

I went to see what’s what.

A wondrous sight was waiting

I cleared my eyes of grit

Many people gathered ‘round

a blazing fire pit.

There was music and some dancing

And the sparks were flying high

A girl strumming a guitar

Looked up and caught my eye.

The group fell strangely silent

As the music ceased to play

And heads began to swivel

Towards this lonely castaway.

I must’ve looked quite silly

As I stood there on the sand

I know I felt quite sheepish

Being naked, understand.

BG took in shocked faces

As she rushed to hide my shame

She threw me an old bathrobe

As she chuckled out my name.

“Cheesy, oh my goodness!

My darlin’ what’cha thinkin’?

Your pants were hangin’ on a hook!”

She said, while she was winkin’.

She led me to the fire

And turned to face the group

Started making introductions

Putting Cheesy in the loop.

“Cheesy , here’s a few folks

I’d like for you to meet

We’ll start right here upon your left

The girl with hair like wheat.”

“She writes like she is ten feet tall

And Texas is her Heaven

But when she’s on her ol’ back porch

She’s known as 5 feet 7.”

“And next to her is Ashley

She looks like royalty

When she’s not longing for her prince

She’s longing for some tea”

“And this ol’ lech is Derrick

He’s smarter ‘an a whip

But when the girls have bath-time

He’s quivering his lip”

“And now we come to CAZ

Her friends will call her Carole

If you tell her that her butt is cute

You’ll have her o’er a barrel.”

“And this young man is JC

If you mess up, he’ll unload

Behind his hut he built himself

A solid-gold commode.”

“And here’s the one named Cassie

I take pleasure in ‘troducing

Her poems have got a quiet knack

For teary eyes producing.”

“And this young lass is Damsy Blues

Quick with wit and pen

If you wish to hear of heartache

You should read her now and then.”

“And here we have a beauty

Please don’t mind her ripped-shirt

A keener mind you’ll never find

Astoria stream of scripture.”

“And this ol’ bird is mother

But we call her ‘Ma’ instead

She holds us all together

While examining your head.”

“And over by that palm tree

Hunkered down and looking nuts

Is a mind that is unsuited

To a life of kissing butts.”

“We call him DaveBukHenry

(if that really is his name)

And he keeps the whole damn lot of us

From going quite insane.”

“But this is just a smattering

It’s just a few, my friend

There’s many more you’ll get to know

If you hold up your own end.”

And there you have it, readers

A tale to you, from me

I’m very happy now among

The Poets By The Sea.

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  • .
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Cheesy took his fishing net

    And tossed it high and free

    And caught a school of Poets

    Who gather near The Sea

    He thinks we captured him

    But the opposite is true

    Cheesy posted poetry

    That caught both me and you!

    You little rascal! That was an adorable edition to 'Poets by the Sea'! I LOVED IT! Thank you, Cheesy -- so happy for you, so happy for us!

    Source(s): Between you and Nancy, I'm lookin' like a bloody Saint - which I ain't!! Cut that out, you two! (But I luvs ya!)
  • 1 decade ago

    Yowee I read part one recently and so love BG

    This was so splendid and a joy to read and thank you hugs.

    5 ft 7, in heels 6 ft tall

    but on this crystalline beach I feel small

    I have held out my way to reach

    absorbin what others teach

    no ego intent

    in any time spent

    I am humbled each, every day

    though admit sometimes I play.

    If it's a love for others in any fashion

    I come here to boost my sense of crashin.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is a sublime moment in poetry! I love your meter by the way, it is one of my many utter failures that irk me because I thought I could improve but I have trouble still. i learned to read WAY before I heard or spioke words and when I did, they were not exactly poetic.More pathetic.

    But I can create an acrostic like a bunny can decimate a flowerbed!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I wish I could give this FIVE stars! Both exquisitely entertaining and smooth. Whomever you are (please let him not be HP) you've got talent.

    Don't let it go to your head.

    [I feel so left out, but I did notice that this was basically written for the ladies so I'll take comfort in that. Oh don't worry BG, anybody who knows you knows you ain't no saint. Saints don't get angry so easy.]

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  • 1 decade ago

    This is a great effort on your part and good fun to read. Thank you so much for the mention as well.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    The secret's out, no need to fetch

    The Cheese has named me that old letch.

    Yes I love the ladies they're absolutely stunning,

    But when they see me they practise their running.

    BG, Caz and Ashley, give me one more chance.

    And Damsy blue and Dallas, for you I would enhance.

    My poetry is rubbish but it's the thought that counts,

    And unfortunately my bank has zero nil amounts.

    So I'd love to be a lady's man but my body lets me down

    But please you gorgeous creatures, don't let me make you frown!!

  • you came to the right place, you found the right gal.

    BG is truly ... mother, sister, Auntie, someone to us all

    she will catch you when you fall, answer when you call

    she's a true blue living doll, She is my sister.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL, your cheeky hand wrote all that

    now should I tell you to kiss my butt,?

    ''Who art thee in the dark of night ?

    to talk about my @ss so nice

    but with respect to thee

    you would have to work

    harder on me to have me o'er the barrel

    LOL Good poem Cheeky cheesy

  • J C
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Cheesy, this is fantastic... Funny, clever, insightful... I'm honored to be included! I'm thinking maybe we should change your nickname to formaggio...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Awww! How did you know about the tea?! I find myself quite shocked. The whole Prince thing too!?

    :) Thanks for the mention love

    :)

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