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The Poets By The Sea--Part I and Part II?
I was clinging to some driftwood
Feeling lost and without hope
Love had tossed me overboard
But did not throw a rope.
I felt a lot like flotsam
As I washed up on a beach
The wreckage from my past
Was laying close, but out of reach.
It seems I’d found an island
I saw huts among the trees
I heard the clack of Underwoods
I struggled to my knees.
I staggered past a bathtub
And stumbled towards a shack
The smell of salt and sweet perfumes...
And then it all went black.
I woke up in a circle
How close-knit, I didn’t know
But the faces peering down at me
Sure had a healthy glow.
The clacking had abated
Replaced by far-off birds
And gentle quiet murmuring
From the group is what I heard.
I was laying on a mattress
In a room of teak and rose
And the smell of scented candles
started tickling my nose.
The next part’s kinda fuzzy
‘Cause I faded in and out
But late that night, round 3 A.M.
I woke...and I cried out..
An angel put her hand on me
Imploring me to rest
She said her name was BG
And “Would I be her guest?”
My head came off the pillow
I said “BG? That’s a corker!
Are you gal who writes those poems
I see in The New Yorker?”
A tiny grin was all I got
By way of a reply
She put a finger to my lips
And I began to cry.
She said, “You’re finally home now.
You’ll love it here, you’ll see
In time you’ll get to know us all
‘The Poets By The Sea’”.
..............Part II...................
Two days I rested on that cot
Beege tending to my needs
She gave me milk from coconut
(and other kindly deeds).
That night I heard a ruckus
From just outside the hut
The sound of laughter filled my ears...
I went to see what’s what.
A wondrous sight was waiting
I cleared my eyes of grit
Many people gathered ‘round
a blazing fire pit.
There was music and some dancing
And the sparks were flying high
A girl strumming a guitar
Looked up and caught my eye.
The group fell strangely silent
As the music ceased to play
And heads began to swivel
Towards this lonely castaway.
I must’ve looked quite silly
As I stood there on the sand
I know I felt quite sheepish
Being naked, understand.
BG took in shocked faces
As she rushed to hide my shame
She threw me an old bathrobe
As she chuckled out my name.
“Cheesy, oh my goodness!
My darlin’ what’cha thinkin’?
Your pants were hangin’ on a hook!”
She said, while she was winkin’.
She led me to the fire
And turned to face the group
Started making introductions
Putting Cheesy in the loop.
“Cheesy , here’s a few folks
I’d like for you to meet
We’ll start right here upon your left
The girl with hair like wheat.”
“She writes like she is ten feet tall
And Texas is her Heaven
But when she’s on her ol’ back porch
She’s known as 5 feet 7.”
“And next to her is Ashley
She looks like royalty
When she’s not longing for her prince
She’s longing for some tea”
“And this ol’ lech is Derrick
He’s smarter ‘an a whip
But when the girls have bath-time
He’s quivering his lip”
“And now we come to CAZ
Her friends will call her Carole
If you tell her that her butt is cute
You’ll have her o’er a barrel.”
“And this young man is JC
If you mess up, he’ll unload
Behind his hut he built himself
A solid-gold commode.”
“And here’s the one named Cassie
I take pleasure in ‘troducing
Her poems have got a quiet knack
For teary eyes producing.”
“And this young lass is Damsy Blues
Quick with wit and pen
If you wish to hear of heartache
You should read her now and then.”
“And here we have a beauty
Please don’t mind her ripped-shirt
A keener mind you’ll never find
Astoria stream of scripture.”
“And this ol’ bird is mother
But we call her ‘Ma’ instead
She holds us all together
While examining your head.”
“And over by that palm tree
Hunkered down and looking nuts
Is a mind that is unsuited
To a life of kissing butts.”
“We call him DaveBukHenry
(if that really is his name)
And he keeps the whole damn lot of us
From going quite insane.”
“But this is just a smattering
It’s just a few, my friend
There’s many more you’ll get to know
If you hold up your own end.”
And there you have it, readers
A tale to you, from me
I’m very happy now among
The Poets By The Sea.
12 Answers
- .Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
Cheesy took his fishing net
And tossed it high and free
And caught a school of Poets
Who gather near The Sea
He thinks we captured him
But the opposite is true
Cheesy posted poetry
That caught both me and you!
You little rascal! That was an adorable edition to 'Poets by the Sea'! I LOVED IT! Thank you, Cheesy -- so happy for you, so happy for us!
Source(s): Between you and Nancy, I'm lookin' like a bloody Saint - which I ain't!! Cut that out, you two! (But I luvs ya!) - 1 decade ago
Yowee I read part one recently and so love BG
This was so splendid and a joy to read and thank you hugs.
5 ft 7, in heels 6 ft tall
but on this crystalline beach I feel small
I have held out my way to reach
absorbin what others teach
no ego intent
in any time spent
I am humbled each, every day
though admit sometimes I play.
If it's a love for others in any fashion
I come here to boost my sense of crashin.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
This is a sublime moment in poetry! I love your meter by the way, it is one of my many utter failures that irk me because I thought I could improve but I have trouble still. i learned to read WAY before I heard or spioke words and when I did, they were not exactly poetic.More pathetic.
But I can create an acrostic like a bunny can decimate a flowerbed!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I wish I could give this FIVE stars! Both exquisitely entertaining and smooth. Whomever you are (please let him not be HP) you've got talent.
Don't let it go to your head.
[I feel so left out, but I did notice that this was basically written for the ladies so I'll take comfort in that. Oh don't worry BG, anybody who knows you knows you ain't no saint. Saints don't get angry so easy.]
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- cassie58Lv 71 decade ago
This is a great effort on your part and good fun to read. Thank you so much for the mention as well.
- ?Lv 61 decade ago
The secret's out, no need to fetch
The Cheese has named me that old letch.
Yes I love the ladies they're absolutely stunning,
But when they see me they practise their running.
BG, Caz and Ashley, give me one more chance.
And Damsy blue and Dallas, for you I would enhance.
My poetry is rubbish but it's the thought that counts,
And unfortunately my bank has zero nil amounts.
So I'd love to be a lady's man but my body lets me down
But please you gorgeous creatures, don't let me make you frown!!
- 1 decade ago
you came to the right place, you found the right gal.
BG is truly ... mother, sister, Auntie, someone to us all
she will catch you when you fall, answer when you call
she's a true blue living doll, She is my sister.
- Caz :) xLv 71 decade ago
LOL, your cheeky hand wrote all that
now should I tell you to kiss my butt,?
''Who art thee in the dark of night ?
to talk about my @ss so nice
but with respect to thee
you would have to work
harder on me to have me o'er the barrel
LOL Good poem Cheeky cheesy
- J CLv 61 decade ago
Cheesy, this is fantastic... Funny, clever, insightful... I'm honored to be included! I'm thinking maybe we should change your nickname to formaggio...
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Awww! How did you know about the tea?! I find myself quite shocked. The whole Prince thing too!?
:) Thanks for the mention love
:)