Would you read this pirate poem and c/c?

There be a ghastly tale I will tell, if ye but lend yer ear

Though it won't be pleasant at all, what yer about ta hear!

But time's come near fer me ta dyin', ta git it off m'chest

Now gather near m'bed, Lads, fer I have a last request

It were back in m'youth, and quite a figger I did cut

Broadest shoulders anywhere and lean around the gut

M'shadow, it cast a cloud of fear and 'pon many a poor man

And women, they fell like rain in Spring right inta me 'and!

The World was at me vera feet and ready I was ta play!

Ta seize women, wealth and Life! Nothin' ta stand in my way!

Ah, and so it was I signed up with ol' Teach's crew

Bein' a bloody Pirate! It was what I chose ta do!

M'sweetheart's name was Rose, and I'd given her my troth

But cast her out of muh 'eart and mind, was better for us both

Ta make the partin' sweeter, I give her a trinket or two

Put 'er out o' me mind ta find me fortune 'pon the Blue

No finer captain, far as killin', than Captain Edward Teach

We sailed on bellies full o' the rum 'pon the restless seas

Aye, they called 'im 'Black Beard' but 'is 'eart were black, as well

'E roared out orders with a voice that come from the bowels of 'ell

Don't know the years I'd been sailin' wi' ol' Teach an' 'is crew

When we spied a ship that 'peared ta be fully-loaded an' new

By then I was a wild thing, an' was nothin' too bad fer me

'At comes, o'course, wi' the kinda life we pirates live at sea

That day, it were me downfall, 'ard as it is ta believe

That I could sink e'en lower than when I was with Teach

But on that ship we plundered, I found mor'n a treasure there

I found a fresh and lovely lass wi' the prettiest auburn hair

Don't have ta tell ya what I did, since I'd been long ta sea

No mercy did she get, not from the dirty likes o' me

I ripped her locket off her throat, then sliced it ear-ta-ear

Threw her ta the sharks, I did, then drank me fill o' beer

Woke next dawn to the familiar sound o' the snorin' crew

Took muh leak overboard to raise the sea an inch or two

A moment later I found the bit I'd ripped off'n her poor neck

I admired it's fine engravin' while I stood there on the deck

I opened it up an' then stared, I did, at the lovely face

On the other side of the locket was the one I used ta shave

But the words engraved 'pon the case struck me as no other

In the finest hand was writ, 'Dear Father and Dear Mother'

So me request ta ye, I think that now ye'll fully understand

Soon as I be dead, would ye kindly remove me 'ands

Burn them with the trash, of the lowest ye can find

For what these bloody 'ands did, I lost me bloody mind

I've no wish ta go ta 'eaven, nor do I deserve ta see that place

No man 'as fallen lower'n I from God's Almighty's Grace

When I be dead and gone, ye gi' this ta muh dear Rose

Jus' say 'er daughter died at sea; would be best, don't ye suppose?

The pirate died and he was buried 'pon some common land

None marked his grave nor mourned, and he went ta Hell with his hands.