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Now hear this, you blood-hungry sons of war!?

As of oh-nine-hundred Eastern Standard time, we are at WAR with the DEMOMAN! That one-eyed bagpipe-playing sonofabitch has been a thorn in our collective sides for long enough! For THIS WEEK ONLY, each and every man brave enough to fight under the Soldier banner will be KILLING DEMOS!

Gentlemen, there comes a time in a man’s life when when HE MUST DRAW LINES! Friendship is FINE for tea parties and shopping trips to the dress store! But when the chips are down, a soldier puts ASIDE friendship for the good of WAR!

Every Demoman gutted, garroted, exploded or otherwise killed by a Soldier will mean a POINT for the Soldier Team! At the end of this week, when the points are tallied AND WE ARE FOUND TO HAVE MORE, we will be awarded an EXCLUSIVE ONE-OF-A-KIND WEAPON.

Gentlemen, I have NO IDEA what this weapon is. I don’t even know if I’ll WANT it. But BY GOD, I know what’s IMPORTANT, and it’s that WE get it and the DEMOMAN DOES NOT.

Am I understood? Then get out there and KILL!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Right On - Jane Doe

    I have a lot more respect for you than for that other Jane.

    You know, Hanoi Jane (Fonda).

    I am a veteran - and that traitor b!tch can rot in Hell as far as I am concerned.

    Later. Have a great week.

    ...

  • 4 years ago

    i think of which you're precise in a fashion, God would not call me or perchance you to conflict. i do no longer know if He calls every person to conflict, as a Christian. What He has finished is prophecied that there could be wars. Wars and rumors of wars, did no longer He? So no longer as a Chrisitan am I referred to as to conflict, yet as a guy who lives in a particular usa, i'd desire to ought to flow to conflict. What God has promised me are many stuff, advantages in what I do. purely by using fact i'd desire to be a soldier in a militia does no longer recommend that i'm going against God. it somewhat ought to no longer take place till that conflict is fought that's modern in scripture. ( Ezekiel 38, 39; Zechariah 12, 14)

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