Jane Doe

As of oh-nine-hundred Eastern Standard time, we are at WAR with the DEMOMAN! That one-eyed bagpipe-playing sonofabitch has been a thorn in our collective sides for long enough! For THIS WEEK ONLY, each and every man brave enough to fight under the Soldier banner will be KILLING DEMOS!

Gentlemen, there comes a time in a man’s life when when HE MUST DRAW LINES! Friendship is FINE for tea parties and shopping trips to the dress store! But when the chips are down, a soldier puts ASIDE friendship for the good of WAR!

Every Demoman gutted, garroted, exploded or otherwise killed by a Soldier will mean a POINT for the Soldier Team! At the end of this week, when the points are tallied AND WE ARE FOUND TO HAVE MORE, we will be awarded an EXCLUSIVE ONE-OF-A-KIND WEAPON.

Gentlemen, I have NO IDEA what this weapon is. I don’t even know if I’ll WANT it. But BY GOD, I know what’s IMPORTANT, and it’s that WE get it and the DEMOMAN DOES NOT.

Am I understood? Then get out there and KILL!

All I know is that he said "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight."

And that he also hearded two of every animal onto a boat. And then he BEAT THE CRAP out of them.

And then from that point forward anytime 2 or more animals are together in one place, IT'S CALLED A ZOO!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

Whenever I throw my pickaxe mindlessly behind my back to take out my shiny grenades, I hear angels chant "hallelujah." Then I blow up. But that only happens when I wear my Lumbricus Lid for some reason. When I wear my normal war helmet, I just blow up and that's the end of that.

Why does it do that?

OH GOD! I'M GOING BLIND!

You know, since miniguns are about 10 times bigger than pistols and stuff...

With the greatest pokemon generation being rereleased on Sunday it's kinda hard not to be.

How the hell does Link have the Ocarina of Time (object) during the events of Majora's Mask if he left it in the future during the Ocarina of Time (game) ?

Alright, so whenever I boot up my computer I get one of two blue screen of death messages:

The first one is:

IRQ_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

The second one is

PAGE_FAULT_IN_NON_PAGED_AREA

Safe mode doesn't work either

I have Windows XP Home Edition, Service Pack 3

I have a backup of of Windows XP Professional Edition that I might be able to boot the PC with.

Also, as a note, my PC was complaining about a lack of Virtual Memory before crashing and refusing to reboot.

So what am I suppose to do?

If I said it can actually brick your wii regardless of whether or not it has homebrew installed, would you believe me?

If not, would you believe this: http://techforums.nintendo.com/nins/board/message?...

I'm currently laughing at Nintendo's epic fail...

God died.... what do I do now?

I'm talking about the ones between "which console is the best" not "which console will sell the most." Cause the wii already won that a long time.

Anyways, is there any point? Can't we all just agree that all consoles are great. They've all got their cons and pros. The 360 has the best online, but can break down easily. The PS3 is the most powerful, meaning more epic games, but is also the most complicated, so it's harder for developers to make games. Which means games come out less often. The wii appeals to the casual crowd, and has virtual console for the old school crowd, but it doesn't have a lot of games that aren't rehashes of old ones.

Anyone who even considers shooting me down is a fanboy, end of discussion.

Yeah.... I'm heading to gamestop tomorrow and I can't decide which one to buy...

Seriously.

Metroid Prime even has a logbook entry about this:

"Hunter Weapons

Log 10.222.8

Science Team is attempting to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's arsenal, based off of data acquired from her assaults on our forces. Progress is slow, but steady. Command would dearly enjoy turning Aran's weapons against her. We believe we can implement Beam weapon prototypes in three cycles. Aran's Power Suit technology remains a mystery, especially the curious Morph Ball function. All attempts at duplicating it have ended in disaster: four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes. Science Team wisely decided to move on afterward."

seriously

Google is your friend

Really it makes me wonder. I mean I heard a bunch of people in my bashing guitar hero DS and GTA Chinatown Wars when they were released just cause it was on the DS. Not to mention most of them never even heard of the best games on the DS.

IE:

The World Ends With You

Any Castlevania Game

Chrono Trigger

A bunch of RPGs

etc

I'm absolutely positive that the only game any of these people think is good on handhelds are the pokemon games. (And the occasional mario game)

Just out of curiosity.

Cause that is seriously the only 2 good non arcade games I can think of for the original xbox.

Cause I can name a bunch for the PS2 and even the GCN

For those of you who don't know...

The wii can now support SDHC cards (which means SD cards up 32 gigs now work), and using the new SD Card Channel you can load up games from your SD card.

Sources are here:

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/25/walkthrough-usin...

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/25/gdc09-nintendo-u...

Man, three (or two) epic games are coming out this week. Who's excited?

The three games I'm talking about:

Pikmin (You may or may not count this one. It's up to you. I personally loved pikmin on the GCN and I'm looking forward to this.)

Madworld (FINALLY A GAME ON THE WII THAT DOESN'T SUCK!!!)

Resident Evil 5 (What a great game to end a week, loved RE4, and something tells me I'll love this)

I know all PS3's have PS1 compatibility. But I heard the newer models no longer support PS2 compatibility, even the 80 gigs. Is this true?

I prefer this be answered by someone who bought the new 80 gig PS3.