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How do you defeat a ninja?
Like seriously, dont say you cant because their ninjas, but actually give me good ideas.
Be creative, like "the first thing you have to do it locate them, since their experts at hidding, you have to listen closely for any sudden movement or just rely on sight and look for their eyes since their the only thing not covered"
Something like that. You know
Please this is for a speech and I cant think of any!
I would really apreciate it
oh and heres a ninja -----> QK
tilt your head haha
12 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
You can only kill a ninja with the horn of a unicorn. So first you need to locate a unicorn and ask to borrow its horn. DO NOT KILL THE UNICORN! (it's unholy) After you get the horn, capture the ninja by tricking it into thinking your closet is narnia. Once you have him where you want him.. stab him in his heart!
Good luck on your quest!
Source(s): I've had to do this - 1 decade ago
Actually, there's a lot of mis conception on ninjas. Most ninjas didn't wear black and hide in the shadows, but rather wore clothes matching the household or area they were sneaking in to. And I don't think you would have any problem defeating them if you could wield a sword well enough. The average ninja was very bad at swordfighting and hand to hand combat, which is why they usually attacked in hordes. Ninjas were commoners turned mercenary, so they usually had no upbringing like a samurai would in swordfighting or combat.
- 1 decade ago
Well, you can't. However, assuming this was the worst ninja ever (think Chris Farley in "Beverely Hills Ninja" times 10), you watch for any movement of any kind because ninjas make no noise. If you see something odd, a shadow perhaps, you back into a corner and cover yourself with something heavy (like a bunch of boxes) then prepare to shoot the ninja as soon as he gets through tour pile-o-objects. Or you could strap a bomb to yourself and threaten to detonate it if he attacks. Hypothetically.
- MagicIdiotLv 41 decade ago
Join up with the pirates. They've been at war for some time now. You can't take on ninjas alone.
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- Anonymous5 years ago
Depends, how many idiots would take a chance on TRYING to defeat Chuck Norris?
- 1 decade ago
You must go to where the ninja learned his secret arts and become one with their mysterious ways. Once you know what you're doing, become one with the shadows and go ninja hunting! ^_^
Source(s): Ninja Handbook - 1 decade ago
you're writing a speech on defeating a ninja? haha that's pretty sweet.
idk, i think i'd hire chuck norris to train me.
- 1 decade ago
just take misa (from kaichou wa maid sama) hold her hostage, force usui to take down the ninja -__- oh and run away or else usui will kill u too XD
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Write their name in a Death Note.
