How do YOU picture your Jesus? (inspired by Talladega Nights)?

i picture my Jesus smokin weed at a club.

lol JK srry everyone.....

I picture Jesus as an ordinary guy who took up preaching and when he said he was the son of God he meant that every guy is the son of God. Look up the truth and you'll discover that he was an ordinary guy who got married and died an old man in Rome. Nothing remarkable about him except that a cult was born.

My Jesus has Chestnut colored dreads, a tie dye doo rag, One of those "THis shirt is illegal in 72 countries" shirts with a cross on it, torn jeans, and a massive c0ck that he uses to plow that ***** on his right hand Mary Magdalene