Most Impractical Fetish?

Roller coaster fetish? Zero gravity fetish? Underwater fetish? This might be the weirdest question I have ever answered. How the hell did this conversation come about?

Do you mean a fetish over something sexual, or just a garden-variety obsession (like washing your hands x number of times)? For a fetish, I'd say that being tied up is impractical, especially if the person gets mad and leaves you that way.

For obsessions, a really impractical one was my sister's housemate, who had OCD. He had to turn a light on and off a bunch of times before leaving a room. That takes time and can blow out light bulbs. Also, it's not too eco-friendly!

Impracticality fetish?

Acrotomophilia: The person is sexually aroused by the sight of an amputation usually of a whole arm or leg.

If you have one partner you can act on this fetish 4 times...And yourself 4 times. That's a total of 8 times. What a waste of arms and legs.

A washing machine fetish?

Golf course fetish. I did it once, but halfway through we cracked so many jokes about strokes and ball washers that we had to leave.

I believe I heard of that one women who fell in love with the Berlin Wall and had sexual desires with it.. Not sure if it's the same.

Quicksand fetish.? Caviar gold and diamond enema fetish.

So golden shower fetish is no good? Well BDSM is one of my favorites and ye feet i love womens feet.

doorknob on the front door fetish.

unless you are just the right height, it would be so difficult...and if you did manage it and got really into it, and turned that knob just right and opened the door...well, what would the neighbors say??