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do you believe in God?
this is a yes or no question. I am talking about the God that Christians believe in not all the other gods that people believe in.
18 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
There are three gods: Claude, Bernadette, and Marty. They exist in a spiritual office building and they are responsible for filing the paperwork of the living. Bernadette is the supervisor, she's very inattentive and she sleeps around and drinks a lot. Marty is short and fat, he loves cigarettes and sunglasses. Claude is tall and skinny and really stupid. All three gods came into existence by being ejected from a meat grinder. As for how the meat grinder got there or what was fed into it, ask your parents, but don't believe what they tell you.
- 1 decade ago
I do, but I believe all religions have some truths about a higher power. I don't believe in personal God or a human-like God.
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
Based on the wording of your question, no. I do not believe in the Christian god, but I am a theist.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Don't believe in any god(s)
- 1 decade ago
No.
I believe that a Supreme Being exists, but that none of the world's man-made religions do an adequate job of describing the essence of that Supreme Being.
- hellogoodbyeLv 71 decade ago
Yes, however you should rephrase your question, because even the demons believe and tremble. Maybe ask if He is our Lord. Yes, again!
Source(s): James 2:19 You say you have faith, for you believe that there is one God. Good for you! Even the demons believe this, and they tremble in terror
