If you could have a tatto message placed right above Madonna's womanly orifice, what would it say?

"My pussy is a temple of knowledge, it's the complete summation of my life", that's what she said about her vagina.

But I think I'd tatto the euphemism she uses to refer to her vagina in one of her songs:

"Where life begins"

that's a great line for a tattoo

Under Maintenance, Out of Order Until Further Notice.

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Her

Clearly, not Just Like a Virgin.