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Fred's Letter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
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- AdiosLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL
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- quatt47Lv 71 decade ago
Very good. I too know a story about Old Fred. I assume you're American so here's a US version.
Old Fred knew he was dying and sent for his son, Elmer.
"Elmer," He gasped, "I want you to bring a representative of the Republicans and a representative of the Democrats."
"Why is that Poppa? " Asked Elmer. "You don't want to be bothered by those people at a time like this."
"Well," Replied Fred. "I want to resign from the Democrats and join the Republicans."
"But Poppa, you've been a Democrat all your life, why change now?" Asked Elmer, incredulous at Fred's decision.
"Well it's like this son." Explained Fred,. "I know I'm going to die soon, and when I do, I'd rather a Republican died than a Democrat!"
This works just as well with Labour and Conservative in England.
- 1 decade ago
Haha. Maybe Ol' Fred would've lived a little longer if the preacher hadn't stood on his oxygen tank.
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- Anonymous4 years ago
Oh my god that selection into the saddest factor ever. actually, i know how undesirable this sounds, yet i think of i could experience much less unhappy if the two twins died. Fred and George are my popular characters. I observed this factor that suggested "For George Weasley, each mirror is the mirror of Erised" and that i balled. Oh god that's heartbreaking.
