The world didn't end today?! I got drunk and drove 120 on the highway?

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....because I thought it was my last day!
I also got a tattoo that says SUCK MY D*CK in huge letters on my chest.

BUT THE WORLD DIDN'T END.
I now have a traffic violation ticket, an atrocious saying etched into my skin forever, and a mean hangover.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

That was brilliantly written.

Anonymous · Answer

That was dumb *** hell to do that meaning getting a tattoo that says that what was the point!!! U are a idiot for believing that the world was ending.. Obviously u don't know the bible to while nobody knows when the world will end, hell as individuals we don't know the day that we were going to die think about.So when Harold makes another prediction DON'T BE A FOLLOWER!!!! THERE IS NO FOOL LIKE AN OLD FOOL LIKE HAROLD CAMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Powerबिजलीパワーอำนาจ · Answer

Well you shouldn't have listened to one man say "The world is going to end" 

Heck, why do people listen to a random person saying the world is going to end
NO ONE KNOWS WHEN THE WORLD WILL REALLY END

little girl · Answer

you are so dumb(no offense).
  next time don't listen to rumors man cant predict the end of the worlD.

Xcalib3r · Answer

:0

Aranel Erurainon · Answer

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I'm sorry, but that's pathetic! Even if the Rapture had happened, the world would end in OCTOBER!!!!
ROTFLMAOSDHIPMYRASLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, it'll be interesting to see what you do on December 21 2012...
Lol.

macintosh · Answer

Sounds like you're trolling...

Veritas · Answer

Sounds like you created your own little rapture.....

princessкαтιє.♛ · Answer

cool story brah . (;

ChocolateKiss.xxSims . · Answer

:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Shame :L

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The world didn't end today?! I got drunk and drove 120 on the highway?

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