Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

How many of you will take the pledge?

"I heretofore pledge to give the next 3 idiots I encounter who bring up the rapture, end of the world or other similar topic repeated swift kicks in the nads until they change the subject."

I believe such a worldwide policy would result in a significant reduction in the time wasted on this garbage for quite a while.

Update:

Egareitteb, I believe a swift kick to the crotch of a woman would also get the point across...just not quite as painfully.

Update 2:

SaraC, the pledge clearly eliminates retroactive kicks to the groin...after 20+ years as a contractor, I've learned a thing or two about contract language...

10 Answers

Relevance
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That would be difficult, since most of the idiots I encounter who bring up said topic are encountered via the interwebs

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'll pledge a verbal kick to the junk. Not a literal one. I'm a pacifist.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yeah but there's another one coming up in 5 months. Don't you want to be ready for the next one that doesn't happen either?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why--it's not like the misprediction of the rapture was the end of the world or anything lol.

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 1 decade ago

    If Christians could understand their silly religion, there would be no more ignorant speculation that such a thing could possibly happen!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Apparently you're the first one who gets a kick.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sure, no problem.

    And since you just brought the subject up. . .

  • 1 decade ago

    What if it's a woman doing the blibbering?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Way ahead of you buddy

  • 1 decade ago

    Count me in.

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.