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Arthur Always asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 10 years ago

If evolution is true, why don't Christians evolve into bibles?

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  • Alєx
    Lv 5
    10 years ago
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    Evilution won't work on True Christians™, repaint.

  • jakman
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    If evolution is true, why after more than 6 billion opportunities in just the human population alone haven't we observed it? Oh well back to zapping more fruit flies.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    By the number of copy and paste Bible quote responses, I suspect that some of us have!

  • ?
    10 years ago

    That's kind of a-..... [transforms into a copy of the XML Programming Bible]

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Nope, not even for a third grader

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    How about they evolve into (at least) drooling idiot humans first ....

    Source(s): The Lord Thy God Has Left The Building
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    If evolution is true then why are there still monkeys?

  • ?
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    I call troll again.

  • ?
    10 years ago

    Are you trying to be funny or stupid?

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    You, dear sir, are an idiot :)

    Source(s): *facepalm*
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