What are some answers a golf ball would have to instructions given during flight or while rolling after being?

putted if the ball could talk. I am sure every golfer talks to their ball sometimes during it`s flight or while it is rolling after it is putted. Some golfers try to sweet talk their balls into an in flight maneuver while others use demanding obscenities to try forcing the ball to change directions or stop. I am talking about such commands as "get your roll out baby" or "whoa you M*&)%$)F)*#$@".

I am just curious as to what the ball would say back to the golfer if it could talk. I would like to have probable answers to the common commands given to golf balls. I think most golfers will intuitively know what the command was just from reading what the golf ball would have liked to have said back to the golfer.

If however you know of some not too common or, unfamiliar to most folks, commands given to the golf balls it might be beneficial in your response to include the golfers request or command as well as the ball`s answer.