Where can I download Microsoft Office Access 2007?(TEN POINTS!!!)?

Okay, I have My FINAL EXAM on Mon! and I have a BLEEP load of assignments that require me to have THE SPECIFIC "2007" version of Microsoft Office Access, NOT the 2010 version!!!

I already have Microsoft Office Home & Student 2007, but it didn't come with Access!

I tried to find it on their website and in stores, but no such luck. 2007 isn't on there anymore, and as I stated before I can't use the 2010 version.

I could probably special order a CD-ROM online but I DEFIANTLY don't have the time to what for it to come in the mail, or the extra fees they'd probably charge for ordering outdated programs.

So what I need is a website where I can download Access 2007 ( I prefer the Full version, but Free trial is acceptable in a pinch)

My Preferences (for the website & downloadable program)

SAFE--- It won't steal my personal Info/Spam my email/

give me viruses, or, destroy/erase /screw-up my electronics & computers)

LEGAL--- ( I REALLY want it to be legal but if push-comes-to-shove I will as a last resort accept illegal only if it meets these other preferences).

RELIABLE--- (It will download completely and be fully-functioning, and won't easily screw-up. Also it is compatible with COMPAQ laptops & with MICROSOFT VISTA, (yeah Vista sucks don't rub it in.) & also my Accessless MS Office 2007 program

EASY/FAST---(It won't be complicated to download, require me to download other stuff just to get it, and it won't take a million years,or most of my computer space & my memory to download & install it).

AFFORDABLE---(It can't break my very, very, very small bank. If by some miracle it was free, safe, easy & legal that would be, awesome. But that's improbable).

As you can probably tell, I've had some MAJOR computer troubles lately and, it's made me really suspisious of the whole World Wide Web thing! (I swear I'm not the Granny who's a technologically inept Luddite that I must have sounded like just then).

P.S! I do need your answer TONIGHT!!! It can't wait! Please help me! ' fake overly-dramatic sob"

Thank You!

For reading my (super persnickety, OVERLY-EMPHASIZED!!!!, way-to-long ) question.

Best Answer 10 points!