Can we impeach God and elect a new one?

It's pretty clear that the current God isn't doing a very good job.

Vote for AngryNoodle as your new God, and I promise the following:

1) I will sacrifice my omniscience and give humanity TRUE free will. I will retain only the knowledge necessary to benefit mankind, and the knowledge needed to understand how magic tricks work.

2) I will permanently shut down Hell. No one deserves eternal torture. No one.

3) When you die, I'll ask you what you want to be next. If your request is within reason and doesn't involving harming others, you'll probably get it.

4) I will host weekly Fireside Chats with God, which will be open to everyone in the entire world. You can attend, see me, hear me, ask questions or favors of me, ask for proof of my existence and powers, whatever you want.

5) I will provide free universal healthcare for everyone on the planet by eliminating disease and fixing all of the original design flaws in the human body.

6) I will respond IN PERSON to all prayers. I may not grant you them (if, for example, you're praying to have someone murdered), but I will always respond. If you want to set up a camcorder to get some proof, feel free.

7) Worldwide Casual Fridays.

8) Crocoduck exhibits will be added to all zoos.

9) I won't give a good god damn whether you worship me or not. Your faith is your business, not mine.

10) I'll set up an email address where you can send me your suggestions. Even if I were God, I would still be far from perfect, and I would not be arrogant enough to think I know better than everyone else in existence. If there's any changes you want to see or improvements you want made, drop me a line and I'll take them under advisement.

Vote for AngryNoodle!