Drank waay too much Patron last night, i feel HORRIBLE, what do I do?

All you can do is give it time. That's good that you threw up, and got at least some of the alcohol out of your system. I'd just lay in bed, sleep if you can, and relax til you feel better. If you feel like you can eat something, I suggest something high in carbs like crackers or Ramen noodles. That's what I eat every morning after drinking too much. I feel like it soaks up the alcohol or something (it probably doesn't, but it makes me feel better). Also, drink lots of water! Water, water, water. Drink a full glass now if you can, and keep drinking glasses every now and then the rest of the day.

If you have a headache, you could take some ibuprofin or Tylenol to help that.

You will feel better in a few hours. :)

Well you should keep hydrated with water especially as drinking the night before normally makes you very, very thirsty and dehydrated. I also find fattening and carby food helps if I drank way too much the night before.

Call your friends and ask them to come over to make sure you don't die. Until then lie on your side so that you don't choke on your vomit after you pass out.