Christians, if you could 'save' just one atheist in R&S, who would you save?

I can't save anyone because I'm not the Savior.

Atheists can't illuminate anyone because they have no light.

The problem with choosing "No Chance" is that, if anyone managed to enlighten him, it would represent the kind of miracle that would paradoxically prove that there is a God--albeit a God with a pretty sick sense of humour....

Unlike so many of the faithful here I have no desire to proselytize about atheism. I'm here to point out the liars and call out the bullies, faithful or not.

I'd sure like to illuminate Olga.

I think illuminating NCWJ would produce the biggest surprise for both parties!

Edit:

I take it back - @Fireball wins! :-)

'No Chance' needs to be saved. Although I suspect he would be just as annoying as an atheist.

Hell, if he became a buddhist, he'd probably STILL be annoying.

I'd illuminate No chance with Jesus.

TAME the BEAST.

Rev. Wendy Woo Woo, what ever her name is lol

I just want to sit on dirty old Uncle Albert's lap.

I would save the atheist on the bus cause she really needs him and I can tell because it looks like she's missin somethin... Jesus