Someone is looking at me, would should i do, this is funny NEXT MOVE!?

ok so this is what i said before..........

OK, so i'm standing looking out my window right now, It is pitch black outside and there is someone looking at me. I live in the middle of no where and he is standing on my drive (country track) thing looking at me and i'm staring at him back. I was about to close my curtains when I noticed him. We are having a staring contest (i am, i'm not sure if he is) :P anyway. i'm trying not to laugh at him cause its funny that he is just standing there staring at me (do you think he is drunk?). LOL! What should be my next move? BTW don't worry if he trys to break in I have a dog and a gun :) LOL but i'm not gunna use weapons when I have fists, he will probably just walk off. LOL :) This is so freaking hilarious, i think he can see my laptop. LOL He is just standing there with a straight face and just staring LOL

Thanx

Tom

What should be my next move? Its so hilarious! He will move on someday, i don't have work in the morning so i could go all night :) After this i'm going to bake a pie and watch saw :) This guy is hilarious. As someone said i think i'm just gunna stare and wave and then maybe pull a moony time to time :) This could be fun, i'll keep you posted LOL btw i'm not gunna call the cops cause i think this has happened before, he might be some angry farmer and thats his way of telling me to f*** off. Nows he's giving me the gruffff.... face, i'm gunna give it to him back LOL