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Spiritually speaking, should I worship the Satan?

Because I know about the Purgatory and the Heaven.

But what about the Hell? I've been told that it's wrong to masturbate, so I'm wondering if I should just cut my losses and side with the big guy down under. (The Satan)

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  • 10 years ago
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    you should worship 'the satan'. and get 'the life' and learn to write 'the sentence'.

  • 10 years ago

    Good idea

    in heaven you can't do anything fun. You can't use drugs, can't drink, can't **** whores. In fact, all rockstars, scientists and other cool people are down there

    And don't worry about eternal torture. That's just a myth. Satan wouldn't torture us. We're his kind of people!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    If you want, dude

    But satanism isn't the thing you're looking for, I think don't know much about it. Look into Luciferism (or however it's spelled, don't know much about that one either)

  • 10 years ago

    You should go to the school and learn basic the English.

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  • Ashley
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    That is your choice if you want to. But you won't get nothing great out of worshiping the devil. You should instead worship Jesus Christ. And accept Him as your personal Lord and Savior.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Prepare to live forever.

  • 10 years ago

    lol. worship your penis dude, it can get you far... unless you got a two incher down there. then worship satan and hate god for giving you that tiny dick.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Just worship me instead

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    NO .. now im not sure if its wrong to masturbate but DO NOT WORSHIP HIM>> that is a stupid question

  • 10 years ago

    Your an idiot or your'e trolling, nuff said

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