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Spiritually speaking, should I worship the Satan?
Because I know about the Purgatory and the Heaven.
But what about the Hell? I've been told that it's wrong to masturbate, so I'm wondering if I should just cut my losses and side with the big guy down under. (The Satan)
12 Answers
- 10 years agoFavorite Answer
you should worship 'the satan'. and get 'the life' and learn to write 'the sentence'.
- King NeckbeardLv 410 years ago
Good idea
in heaven you can't do anything fun. You can't use drugs, can't drink, can't **** whores. In fact, all rockstars, scientists and other cool people are down there
And don't worry about eternal torture. That's just a myth. Satan wouldn't torture us. We're his kind of people!
- ?Lv 410 years ago
If you want, dude
But satanism isn't the thing you're looking for, I think don't know much about it. Look into Luciferism (or however it's spelled, don't know much about that one either)
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- AshleyLv 610 years ago
That is your choice if you want to. But you won't get nothing great out of worshiping the devil. You should instead worship Jesus Christ. And accept Him as your personal Lord and Savior.
- Anonymous10 years ago
Prepare to live forever.
- 10 years ago
lol. worship your penis dude, it can get you far... unless you got a two incher down there. then worship satan and hate god for giving you that tiny dick.
- Anonymous10 years ago
Just worship me instead
- Anonymous10 years ago
NO .. now im not sure if its wrong to masturbate but DO NOT WORSHIP HIM>> that is a stupid question