Will you accept my sincere thanks?

To all those who answered my recent question, thank you so much! Your answers have helped me understand what I must do. I will now sprinkle dirt all over my floor and wait for more messages from God - I am so excited knowing God wants to communicate with me via the medium of dirt. I sincerely hope my special relationship with God does not make anyone jealous but it just seems I have been blessed in having been given divine dirt. If God mentions any of you by name, I will let you know.