Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?!?

Theres a dead pakistani on my couch, and he stinks.

10 Answers

Relevance
  • 10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    spray him with fabreez

  • 10 years ago

    Take a picture, send it to the UN. Send the message across to the world, this is a serious issue that needs to be more frequently addressed, pakistanis stink.

    Source(s): lolcat
  • 10 years ago

    Winning

  • ?
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Look again. He's gone. Why? Because I am magic!

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 10 years ago

    Afghans hate Pakis so you can guess who killed 'em. Juss sayin'

  • 10 years ago

    Off-target flying carpet bomb.

    Source(s): Intelligence.
  • Fsd
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    you forgot to lock your door

  • 5 years ago

    Because he s trying to get back to his time-traveling island along with his institutionalized pal. Duh.

  • 6 years ago

    so that s were jerry was

  • 10 years ago

    Sorry....

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.