I am having difficulty dealing with how funny Roger the Alien is - any help?

I love Roger the Alien from American Dad. The problem is, whenever I watch the show and Roger appears, I laugh so hard that I either spill my food, or cough it up from my mouth. This makes an incredible, huge mess everywhere and I have even had to get professional cleaners. I once jumped from my chair I was laughing so hard and my plate of nachos flew right into the TV, ruining it because the cheese and sour cream left permanent marks on the screen. Once I was eating a coconut cream pie and Roger was so $%&#ing funny that I accidentally put my face into it, and then dropped it on the floor. My wife ran over to scream at me again about making a mess, and she slipped on the pie residue, and fell and cracked her tail bone. She can only sleep on her stomach now, and she is not in the mood for watching American Dad now on Adult Swim when we go to bed. Don't tell me not to snack during the show, that's not going to happen. Any advice appreciated.