jason b

Pacific NW area, and last summer I was not able to water due to other projects. The lawn now is very weak/think with weeds. I am wondering about fertilizer, or overseeding. Would it be best to wait until spring?

If I am at the bar and meet a midget or drawf or "insignificant person" or whatever the politically correct term is, and I decide to take them home, will have to put him in one of those NHTSA approved toddler seats? It seems like the midget should be expected to provide his own seat so others don't have too. Could I just secure him in a luggage area - ie, trunk or clam shell container? Also what should I expect in terms of genital size once I get him naked??

I have a question about my lawn irrigation backflow device. I love in a semi-rural area, and am on a well. I recently broke a test nipple on mine while digging around. The model I have is a Febco 805y double check valve. It is underground, just outside the well pump house. As I researched backflow devices some, I learned that mine is considered "obsolete" and has been replaced by reduced pressure models for safety reasons. So instead of fixing my double check valve model, I am wondering if I should have a new reduced pressure installed. Some facts which might be relevant: As mentioned, the property is semi rural, and is serviced by a well and septic tanks. I do have a grass lawn, and I do fertilize the lawn a couple time per year.

Any knowledgeable insight is appreciated. Also, some idea of the cost of the unit and having it installed would be helpful.

I have had it with Craftsman - my current one is a 2 cycle model 316.711190. Just stopped working in the middle of using it. Replaced spark plug, and cracked the spark plug boot. Cleaned out carb. Just won't start, period. I've had it about 13 months, and lately everything I buy that says Craftsman is just complete garbage. Anyway I am sick of their cheaply made garbage and want something that will actually last a few years, not need a new carb every year, and not have cheap parts like cracking spark plug boots. I swear I think these days Sears is making crap that they know you can only fix at a Sears service center. Tanaka? Hitachi? Cub Cadet?

I'd like to find something explicit, but more along the lines of two average men making love. My partner and I are different schedules now so I have been masturbating more, and I seem to enjoy the more passionate stuff between average and/or ordinary men. Kissing scenes are great. Any tips appreciated!

A buddy and I would like to mess around somewhere semi-public and were considering discretely using a dressing room at a department store. Maybe just hand jobs, or some oral, quietly. Our biggest concern is whether they have security cameras and someone might see us. Any insights appreciated.

The sconces (a pair of them, to be precise) have built-in switches on the fixtures themselves, so I am hoping I can wire them directly to the existing nearby wall outlet receptacle and not wire via a wall switch. Is this possible? If so, exactly how would I do this (type of wire to use, where and how to connect them, etc). Thank you!

I was just looking at the election coverage and started wondering whether insects fart or belch. .

What does a dental dam feel like when getting rimmed? I want to start rimming my boyfriend and was wondering if he would find it pleasurable if I used as dental dam for safety I've done some light rimming on him and he really loved it, and being quite fond of him I would like to rim him more - he has a beautiful *** and it just feels right. I am a top and have never had one used on me so I have no idea what it would feel like, although I have been rimmed without a dental dam and I loved it. Any tips on making use of a dental dam more pleasurable.

I love Roger the Alien from American Dad. The problem is, whenever I watch the show and Roger appears, I laugh so hard that I either spill my food, or cough it up from my mouth. This makes an incredible, huge mess everywhere and I have even had to get professional cleaners. I once jumped from my chair I was laughing so hard and my plate of nachos flew right into the TV, ruining it because the cheese and sour cream left permanent marks on the screen. Once I was eating a coconut cream pie and Roger was so $%&#ing funny that I accidentally put my face into it, and then dropped it on the floor. My wife ran over to scream at me again about making a mess, and she slipped on the pie residue, and fell and cracked her tail bone. She can only sleep on her stomach now, and she is not in the mood for watching American Dad now on Adult Swim when we go to bed. Don't tell me not to snack during the show, that's not going to happen. Any advice appreciated.

In every episode, Steve has at least one very, very shrill scream. He is really becoming the scream queen of the show. I want to like him, and to hope that he succeeds in his endeavors, but then he opens that huge mouth and screams about something like a stupid *****. Does this annoy anyone else? I for one would like to kick him in the nuts every time he has to SCREAM about something. Your thoughts are appreciated.

I plan to have a professional do this but would like to know a bit more about options before I contact any for estimates. The home was built about 1950, and the panel in my home was installed in 1979, and seems small although I cannot tell what the capacity is. I think it has 16 switches, and they all appear to be designated - I guess I would say it is "full." In the house, there is a small two-fuse box for the washer and dryer too, I guess sort of a subpanel already. Anyway, my main question is, would this panel have to be upgraded before adding a subpanel for the trailer? The trailer will function as a guest cottage, and will have washer/dryer and a range, as well as lights, microwave, etc. I am sure there are lots of variables, but at this point, I am just trying to figure out what I might be getting into it. Thank you.