How to tell my wife I like to wear womens thongs?

option 1: shock method

let her catch you in the midst of the act

option 2: tell her over dinner

she'll probably think you're joking for a while but after you convince she will be in disbelief.

option 3: word of mouth

tell your friend who tells his friend who tells his wife who tells her friend who tells her daughter who tells her friend who tells her mom who is your wife. then she'll confront you and you come out to her

option 4: tell her in a very serious manner

when you come home from work, grab her by the shoulders and tell her "i have something to tell you" in a very serious voice.then begin your confession

option 5: by-the-way

ask her if you can borrow her thong and wear it in front of her and then reveal...

just be like "baby those look so good on you i think ill try em on" and then slip on a pair and be like "aayyyyy whataya think? pretty sexy huh?" shell be so gaga over it shell prolly go all primal sexual on you and rip em right off.....................good luck with the panty announcement!!