Indians : What about this pure "Satire"" sent by Poondi Saheb, The Great?

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Let me share a few

1)

http://www.coolpictures.in/pictures/up1/2011/08/de...

2)

http://newfunnysms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/...

3)

http://newfunnysms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/...

4)

Kapil Sibbal ki car se "kuttay ka bachcha" mara gaya.

Sibbal to driver - " jao iske malik ka pata karo.

Jab driver vapas aya to uske gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen thi aur haath mein mithai ke dabbay

Sibbal -" Ye kya hai ?"

Driver -"Sir, logon ne meri poori baat he nahin suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lagay aur mithai baantnay lagay. Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki "Main Sibbal ka driver hoon, Kuttay ka Bachcha mar gaya..."

Edit : Apologies for a foul word used in 4th joke. I wanted to change it but that would have made it a useless joke. So I copied (from santabanta.com) and pasted it here as it is.

Bansi's joke is great! MS has ready counters for Poondi (his is also a fwdd email I think)! It is easy to find a lot of political jokes, but what we need is, to get out of the fun stuff and start cleansing the system, with more public education of right values! If pubic are enlightened, the political games would be more disciplined!

By the by, Where is Raj Kish, we miss his scholarly humours!

have a great day!

CBI Officer to the Barber :

Hi Chum, Would you care to join our CBI Team ?

You'd be a mighty asset to us !

Nice one and fit for congrres presently :)

the same Barber asked the Rahul "sir what is the swiss bank issue and what is the black money issue ?"

Rahul shouted "MUMMY ! MUMMY !

Barber shoked " $ € £ Â¥ ? ! How much % ?

Ok I too have a pure satire sent by Boondi saheb the Great !

BJP barbershop in town put up a sign attacking the congress salon down the block.

The sign said, "Why pay Fifty rupees? We give haircuts for ten rupees."

The congress salon got even by putting up a sign of its own stating, "We repair ten rupees haircuts!"

The barber is Annavadi.

Whoa!! Excellent. No word from me on joy. The idea of the barber is very super though it is fun.

lol.

one from me

A really good-looking girl was giving a man a manicure in the

barber shop.

"How about a date when you finish work?" he asked.

"I can't" she replied, "I am married."

"So call up you husband and tell him you're going to visit a

sick girlfriend," said the man.

"Why don't you tell him yourself" said the girl, "he's the one

shaving your neck."

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Almost bald man : Why do u always charge me double? You ought to

charge me cheaper for I don't have much hair!

Barber : No, no! We don't charge for cutting the hair! we charge

for having to search for it!

Bobby RD is wiser ....never sees a barber.

How about couple from me for you Mr. "Apolitical?"?

http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=7627

http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=7326

Edit: No comments on my little post? Looks like Mr. "Apolitical?" is looking for some other joke to post in "Politics" category.

Edit: Looks like "Apolitical?" questioner has gone on short break. LoL.