Is it true that Johnny Depp is teaching a class at UCLA on how to talk like a pirate ?

That is a new course at USC, not UCLA.

I would certainly enroll in that course! Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr. are my very guys!

At this time Johnny is busy filming a new version of "Dark Shadows" in which he plays centuries-old vampire and hearttrob Barnabus Collins.

Yes, as a personal favor to Gore Verbinski (UCLA grad, director of 3 POTC, one of the nicest guys in Hollywood), JD did a one day seminar today, on Talk Like a Pirate Day. ;-)

And I'll probably get wallet-raped paying out-of-state tuition rates for that. AAARRR!

No. That would be something worth watching if that were the case.

Mr. Sparrow is disinclined at this time to acquiesce to such a request.

Means "no".

johnny depp is a total moron... he thinks he's special .... I wonder how much toilet paper he buys at Gelsons when he visits my town.

Aarrr!! Sign me up!! Oh, but then I'd have to live in LA - drat!

if he did i would enroll and make it my major.

EDIT:

it appears as though we have a multi-account troll in our midst. haven't seen one of those in a while.

lol