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Does you find this offensive? And if so, why?

Religion is like a penis:

Having one is great.

Being proud of yours is great.

Waving it around in front of my children is bad.

Shoving it down my throat is totally unacceptable.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    i find it brilliant, and yes, its offensive, hence, brilliant

  • 10 years ago

    This is only about sex. However, religion involves many other matters like life and death, self-confidence, income, solving fears and doubts, good health, eternal life and so on.

    Penis is up and down while life-energy of the universe is always up.

    Religion is like penis and vagina. Penis is appearing form and vagina is mystical form.

    When religion is in question, male and female are equal and therefore soft and tender approach to life is as much worthy as rigid and strong approach.

    Unity of penis and vagina are considered as act of sexual love and the way new life starts. So, sex is present in myths and legends and even some celebration of love and God are done as rituals of sexual love.

    Some religions consider oral sex as honest sex, too. In the past, when people worked on fields, traditional sex was worshiped. In today's world with the appearance of Internet, oral sex become interesting. However, every computer has to solve its viruses to accept Internet. Acceptance of oral sex depends on ability of ladies to control their doubts, fears and resistance. In some cases, Internet ports can be closed if nasty computer virus is present.

    Here I have to state then in myths and legends the concept of sin is abandoned and the concept of free love is accepted.

  • 10 years ago

    It's funny the first time and saw it on best quotes on facebook yesterday! I don't find it offensive because us wiccans/witches/pagans don't shove it down peoples throat or tell people to convert!

    Blessed be )O(

  • ?
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    it is a good analogy

    nothing offesive about it

    religion somehow demands exceptional respect which every other aspect of life can handle

    for some reason theists just cant bear to have their belief challenged in any way

    it makes their whole world come crashing

    thats what happens if you build your house on a pile of shiite

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    Is having a religion really great?

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    D*mn! Now I've gotta clean my keyboard again!!!

    That's a No for offensive, a yes for messy!

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I don't know... sometimes I get in the mood for some hot gay BDSM...

    I totally agree with the kids thing though.

  • Annie
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Not offensive at all.... You forget that the Bible uses such analogies ( human sexuality that is )

    Child of God - X - atheist

  • Not offensive; maybe a bit blunt, but sometimes you need to be to get the point across.

  • 10 years ago

    Over told joke

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Truth only sounds like hate to those who hate the truth.

    I find it to be spot-on.

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