An atheist and a Christian walk in a bar?

One came out drunk and the other came out brainwashed.

The atheists orders a drink, but the Christian is forced to leave as the bar is full of God.

The atheist said to the christian "what are you having?" and the christian replied "a guilt trip because based on a 2000 year old book and the warped opinions of my fellow christians I shouldn't even be in here."

The atheist then turns around and leaves because they don't believe in the bar...

The christian goes up to the bartender and says, "I'm up for Sex on the Beach."

The atheist turns to him and looks him up and down and says, "I'll go get the Jack."

order a drink, and get into a religious conversation when they both drop their drinks. Why did they drop their drinks? Because a terrorist blew up the bar.

The Christian said "Make me one with a red wine" The Atheist said "make me one without a filler" Then Ghandi said "Make me 'One with Everything'"...hey-O!!

They get drunk,argue over god,and when the owner tells them to stop,they get beat up and while put in a hugging pose before they wake up.

They said OUCH! it was an iron bar. Grrroooannn!

But only one staggered out.